Bam Margera is a faggot...

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Bam Margera is a faggot...

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And on top of that, this recently happened:
'Jackass' star 'dizzy' from bat attack


The woman who allegedly attacked Jackass star Bam Margera with a baseball bat has previously threatened to kill the TV stuntman and his wife.

Margera was hospitalized after the unnamed female set about him in the early hours of Saturday morning at the Philadelphia-area, Pennsylvania bar he owns.

He has since been released from doctors' care, and has now opened up about the incident in a video for TMZ.com.

In the footage, Margera shows off his head wound - which reveals a staple to help the injury heal - and admits he is still feeling "dizzy" from the assault.

The star reveals he knows the women who hit him - and claims she has attacked him before.

He says, "Basically, there's this crazy lady who lives connected to my bar and she complains about loud bass drums. I have bands playing and she calls the police non-stop.

"She's punched me in the face, filed a police report, threatened to kill me twice, filed two (more) police reports. She threatened to kill Missy, my wife, for no reason and then she threatened to burn the place (bar) down, and then she hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Now I don't put it past her if she would burn the place down!"

Margera also alleges the female lied to police about the incident, claiming she told officials he had been knocked down by a car.

He adds, "She snuck up behind me and hit me in the back of the head with a baseball bat. I'm lying in a pool of blood in the middle of the road; she calls 911 and says, 'Somebody got hit by a car in front of my house', which is a total lie because she knew I was unconscious, so when I woke up I was like, 'I didn't get hit by a car, she hit me in the head with a bat!'

"Once that happened, they realized she was lying and now she knows she's in big trouble. I don't care if she's in the Bahamas at a beach or at a mental institute or jail, but either way I hope she's out of my sight. I hope she is (in big trouble) cos I was internally bleeding in the brain for two days."

SOURCE: http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2010/06/16/1 ... story.html
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More people should beat Bam Margera in the head with blunt objects.
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if this board were worth anything in the real world it would form a fund for that womans legal defense.
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fallbacktostone wrote:if this board were worth anything in the real world it would form a fund for that womans legal defense.
You donate the first $100.
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I wouldn't mind taking a couple pokes at that fucking cockbreath's dome myself...
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Thought it was just another wacky jackass stunt....
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger
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Viral marketing for his bar...
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typical relapse response...
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When did the Bam backlash start? The guy always seemed like a harmless dumbass but never understood why anyone would hate him.

Steve-O on the other hand...
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Pistol Whip wrote:When did the Bam backlash start? The guy always seemed like a harmless dumbass but never understood why anyone would hate him.
:what: :what: :what: :what: :what:
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Pistol Whip wrote:When did the Bam backlash start? The guy always seemed like a harmless dumbass but never understood why anyone would hate him.

Steve-O on the other hand...
After Jackass became really popular about ten years ago, Bam just became even more of a spoiled brat, and no one would put him in his place. The few times where he was the butt of a joke were when he'd throw a temper tantrum or conduct some over-the-top revenge.

I don't get the Steve-O hatred, unless you hate the love of life, because that dude loves life.
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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:typical relapse response...
What is? There are several responses in this thread, how about you hit quote so we know what exactly you're fucking crying about now.
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If he was a rugged individualist, like Texas strong man RICK PERRY, he would just shoot the bat out of the air.
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eyehatethehumanrace wrote:typical relapse response...
You are dumb.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
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VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:If he was a rugged individualist, like Texas strong man RICK PERRY, he would just shoot the bat out of the air.
he could of legally shot the woman twice in the chest and once in the head.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote: he could of legally shot the woman
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote: he could of legally
What's wrong with this sentence, class? Justin?
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Could is supposed to be capitalized.
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Idget Child wrote:
Pistol Whip wrote:When did the Bam backlash start? The guy always seemed like a harmless dumbass but never understood why anyone would hate him.

Steve-O on the other hand...
After Jackass became really popular about ten years ago, Bam just became even more of a spoiled brat, and no one would put him in his place. The few times where he was the butt of a joke were when he'd throw a temper tantrum or conduct some over-the-top revenge.

I don't get the Steve-O hatred, unless you hate the love of life, because that dude loves life.

I hate the love of life, but I don't hate steve-o :)

I'm kind of indifferent on Bam, since that show isn't on anymore, but c'mon. . . .how could someone NOT understand why he is completely hateable.
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Bam just stole Tom Green's mojo and wrapped it in a heartagram and took a dump in it.

I might go watch that bit of Jackass 2 where they put him in the trailer with the cobra and he's genuinely crying.
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