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I think DOAD hired him to be security at the front door, but I imagine he already has "Security" cameras wired to the toilet bowls of all the women's restrooms.
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Uh guys, I was kind of looking at some pretty nasty porn and stepped away from my computer for a bit without having my screen saver settings on. Basically, my porn was playing for all to see and I think many here saw it in all its glory. Am I going to get in trouble?
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:I AM GOING TO MASTERBATE IN AN OBVIOUS PLACE, BUT YALL WONT BE ABLE TO TELL I AM MASTERBATING...CAUSE I AM THAT GOOD.
i know that your brain is limited in taking in obvious information, but this isn't really the thread for you...
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Geeheeb wrote:Are you a combatant of god, or for god?
that deserves its own thread.
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

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caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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who do I have to talk to about requisitioning out a tub of Gold Bond? My balls are drenched in sweat and I need a little help here.
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Who else needs a smoke break besides me?
Friendly Goatus wrote:I want to shout obscenities into her vagina and then whisper apologies into her butthole
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Well I see that some asshole fucking stole my lunch out of the fridge again...good for you, you welfare fuck!
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad

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Was your lunch just a plastic baggie full of bacon? The one I took was.

Also, who has a full pie with their name written in sharpie on the box it came in?
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jakebonz@work wrote: Also, who has a full pie with their name written in sharpie on the box it came in?
why don't you try reading the fuckin name of the person written in sharpie and find out....
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Well, I can tell it's a name, but it's covered in blueberry filling.
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speaking of blueberry all over the place, the fridge is a sty...there is rotting food everywhere...whose week is it to clean that shit out?

fucking pigs...
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Get one of the interns to clean it out.
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The fridge situation is ridiculous. Someone's hogged up all the space in the fridge with a 12 pack of diet coke that says "ask before you take" and same goes for the freezer, it's filled with a ton of Healthy Choice microwavable dinners. Where the fuck can I put my measly lunch that's only for today? Sorry that I don't plan ahead for the next month in case there's a nuclear winter and I'm stuck at work.
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goddammit where's my fucking Gatorade?
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okay....who shit all over the fucking stall? I had to go outside and take a shit in the flower bed. someone send the intern to clean that shit up.
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Pisscubes wrote:Hey guys-- just got back from a 12 hour rehab. I'm totally walking the line now. Clean and sober!

look whose suddenly too cool to hang out at TGIF's after work for a couple of pints...
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oh.....he'll be back
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I only got through 2 1/2 pages of this thread. Is it more water cooler discussion past that?
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Pisscubes wrote:
soiled depends wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:Hey guys-- just got back from a 12 hour rehab. I'm totally walking the line now. Clean and sober!

look whose suddenly too cool to hang out at TGIF's after work for a couple of pints...
Oh. Well. I mean... my sponser says I shouldn't but... I don't want to give you guys the wrong idea. I mean... I could probably go and just like have a soda water or something, right?
okay Mr. Malone
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Pisscubes wrote:
soiled depends wrote:
Pisscubes wrote:Hey guys-- just got back from a 12 hour rehab. I'm totally walking the line now. Clean and sober!

look whose suddenly too cool to hang out at TGIF's after work for a couple of pints...
Oh. Well. I mean... my sponser says I shouldn't but... I don't want to give you guys the wrong idea. I mean... I could probably go and just like have a soda water or something, right?

Oh yeah, totally. Plus, you know that cute little thing that's always working there? I seen her eyeing you up. You should try and talk to her.
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He's gonna be out front lighting up and smoking the discarded cigarette butts while going apeshit trying not to huff Elmer's Glue.
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ratanda wrote:I only got through 2 1/2 pages of this thread. Is it more water cooler discussion past that?
yes.
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I'm all for practical jokes guys, but I have a serious grievance to file with whichever one of you slipped the poz loads in my coffee. :x
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Pisscubes wrote:I'm just going to take this can of whipped creamed to the fridge. Be right back!
Idunno, man, that fridge is kinda gro....wait a minute!
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Pisscubes wrote:
TheDOAD wrote:i've always wanted one of those chips. Ill trade ya this can of whipped cream for it!
Huh. Well. I guess I can get another one right? Here you go.

I'm just going to take this can of whipped creamed to the fridge. Be right back!
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Friendly Goatus wrote:I want to shout obscenities into her vagina and then whisper apologies into her butthole
monsterod wrote:I'm gonna skin my dick to this when I'm sober enough to cum.
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