At the REEE offices...

[jakebonz@work]

Mr. Cubes, I noticed you didn't update the company Outlook Calendar with the dates that you will be out of office. I've been noticing a lot of lapses in your performance lately, and things must get better. Otherwise that temp we hired off of To Catch A Predator for you may become a perm if you catch my drift.

oh, and:

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[triple clutcher v2.5b]

Jesus Christ, can you fuckin savages flush when you're done? I go to take a piss and the turlet is stuffed up with a corn fucking brownie. It's disgustng.

use the urinal, Sally.

[Toxicarius]

Who keeps pinning Dilbert strips on the bulletin board?

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So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...

[jakebonz@work]

So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...

Is this better?

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[Toxicarius]

So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...

Is this better?

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No! The BB is for official announcements only. And maybe a comic if it's actually funny...

[Brian P.]

[opens desk drawer, looks around shiftily, pulls out pint of Old Crow and takes large gulp before replacing it, shutting drawer and folding hands on desk]

I saw that and am gonna keep my mouth shut!

I just made coffee.

[jakebonz@work]

So it was YOU?!?? Please stop, or I may be forced to file a grievance...

Is this better?

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No! The BB is for official announcements only. And maybe a comic if it's actually funny...

Look at this fuckin' tightwad.

Go follow "Procedure" you group-think toadie.

[Brian P.]

[opens desk drawer, looks around shiftily, pulls out pint of Old Crow and takes large gulp before replacing it, shutting drawer and folding hands on desk]

I saw that and am gonna keep my mouth shut!

I just made coffee.

(Want me to top that coffee off?)

Nah, thanks man. I've got phone calls to make this morning and need my wits about me.

[John Jr.]

hey piss, you've got some white-out on your philtrum.

[Tony Twist]

This place needs some right out of college, big tittied nubile interns.

[John Jr.]

This place needs some right out of college, big tittied nubile interns.

instead we get right out of college, frat-jock interns.

[jakebonz@work]

GODDAMMIT! THERE'S A FUCKING SKIDMARK ON THE COPY MACHINE!

[Introvert]

This place needs some right out of college, big tittied nubile interns.

There are plenty! They just hang out up here in the Admin/Mod offices. There's one in a low cut blouse that is confused about why I keep dropping my pencil on the floor when she's around. Although now that Leon is back in Exhumed they hang out in his office most of the time.....

[John Jr.]

1) who's leaving their used jim-hats in the supply closet?
2) who's actually using jim-hats?

[Introvert]

1) who's leaving their used jim-hats in the supply closet?
2) who's actually using jim-hats?

That's not actually a supply closet......

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It's your office

[Tony Twist]

Somebody tell the fat bitch next to me that no one cares about her friends new dog.

[John Jr.]

1) who's leaving their used jim-hats in the supply closet?
2) who's actually using jim-hats?

That's not actually a supply closet......

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It's your office

that's why i'm always huffing paint in the basement: neither my dick nor my ego will fit that "office"

[John Jr.]

Somebody tell the fat bitch next to me that no one cares about her friends new dog.

SOILED: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS NEW DOG!

[Dr Yail Bloor]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

[soiled depends]

oh that reminds me: no paternity leaves. it's clearly outlined in the staff policy manual...

[Iron Goldie]

GODDAMMIT! THERE'S A FUCKING SKIDMARK ON THE COPY MACHINE!

Oh yeah, sorry about that. I thought it'd be funny to photocopy my butt and give a copy to everyone in the office.

[soiled depends]

That's not important right now. Anyways, I'm back off to Leon's office for a closed door meeting with a couple of his practicum students...

[Dr Yail Bloor]

How many beers are we allowed friday? 12?

[jakebonz@work]

oh that reminds me: no paternity leaves. it's clearly outlined in the staff policy manual...

I did just fucking hire you for sexual education didn't I?

DOAD?? This Jakebonz guy has been burning my ass. I want him out.

[drinks generic robotussin out of a paper bag]

I'll take care of it right away. I hate that guy too .

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Dont worry Jake. Pisscubes wont even remember this tomorrow and you are a great asset to our company.

Yeah, uh, Sorry? I'LL TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT, SR. CUBES.

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Hey, DOAD, if you loosen the screws on the back of his chair he'll totally fall on his ass when he leans back.

[Mari_Mar]

Yeah, uh, Sorry? I'LL TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT, SR. CUBES.

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Hey, DOAD, if you loosen the screws on the back of his chair he'll totally fall on his ass when he leans back.

Doesn't he already have enough screws loose?