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Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:41 am
by John Jr.
Wehttam wrote:what the hell is the rest of The Company using? I'm still on DOS.
i've got a russian clone of a ZX spectrum & a vic-20. some of us are important enough to be allowed to MULTITASK!

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:45 am
by pleasuretokill
Geeheeb wrote: someone with less than 5000 posts to drill and bind.
ummm.... I've got to leave early today. I, uhhh have to take my dog in for his monthly rectal cleansing at 10am..

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:54 am
by Geeheeb
FUCK! Do NOT talk about that with anyone. It was for IT eyes only. You're all getting docked for reading it.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:55 am
by John Jr.
docked.............wait a second.............

you guys are getting paid?

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:55 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
Hi guys its the london office here, today is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ronnies birthday so we are closing early, please field our calls.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:57 am
by Wehttam
ah...shit. oh well. when the hell is this training starting?!?!

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:12 am
by pleasuretokill
Wehttam wrote:ah...shit. oh well. when the hell is this training starting?!?!
Dude. How new are you? New hires spend a night out at a bondage club with Mari and get roofie d'. That is your "training"..... We'll set you up for next tuesday.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:19 am
by Wehttam
I'm talking about the sexual harassment training. I'm not new......I was in way before the Mari training became mandatory.

I just sleep tons here. So you might not have noticed me too much....or at all.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:25 am
by Geeheeb
I accidentally just read everyone's email.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:26 am
by John Jr.
Geeheeb wrote:I accidentally just everyone's email.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:26 am
by pleasuretokill
RE: Wettham harassment training.

Oh, yeah! You are the dude with an actual full size bed in his cubicle! Lots of people are talking upper management promotion for you. You will reach lofty hights here, man...

Mari handles the sexual harassment training too. Actually anything that has to do with sex on the job goes through her. It's in the S.O.P.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:28 am
by John Jr.
mandie still doing free haircuts? my sack needs shorn something FIERCE!

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:30 am
by jakebonz@work
Oh, um, 'heeb?

I left the WHERE off of an UPDATE statement.

You have a backup of the database, right?

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:35 am
by Geeheeb
jakebonz@work wrote:Oh, um, 'heeb?

I left the WHERE off of an UPDATE statement.

You have a backup of the database, right?
spilled baby oil over the tapes from January. the last complete backup I have from before that is probably November 2009, that cool? I was trying to get the arm from the DLT library to work as a penis stretcher.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:36 am
by John Jr.
got any earlier vintages on those backups? 2008 was a pretty good year.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:37 am
by jakebonz@work
Geeheeb wrote:
jakebonz@work wrote:Oh, um, 'heeb?

I left the WHERE off of an UPDATE statement.

You have a backup of the database, right?
spilled baby oil over the tapes from January. the last complete backup I have from before that is probably November 2009, that cool? I was trying to get the arm from the DLT library to work as a penis stretcher.
Meh, they were only the accounting records. I'll just make an educated guess. I'm sure we'll be ok with that.

EDIT: Yeah, let's go with 2008 and pretend the decision to hire Mr(s). Shevil wasn't the largest mistake REEE has ever made.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:21 am
by Wehttam
Alright, Mari?.....so when does this harassment training start? I'm going to take a nap. Please wake me.

edit: where's Erik? Is he on holidays?

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:45 am
by neckbeard
Don't worry guys I've been making weeklies and keeping them offsite

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:45 am
by Geeheeb
oh you mean the porn dumps?

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:50 am
by neckbeard
offsite my garage

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:51 am
by jakebonz@work
neckbeard wrote:offsite my garage
Oh, yeah, um, meant to tell you what happened to those after Pisscubes was huffing all of your RAID Wasp Killer during the Company Picnic at your place...

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:55 am
by Introvert
Zorry Kevin.....I already finished off the pony keg of homebrew you brought in this morning.


I have to pee but I don't want to walk to the bathroom. Hmmmm, I see that Hunter didn't come in today and his trash can is empty......

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:58 am
by From Blintzes to Crepes
Hey guys, Hana ordered pizza! Where's her orifice I MEAN OFFICE OH SHIT DID I TYPE THAT FREUD IS GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THAT SLIP
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Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:07 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
I AM GOING TO MASTERBATE IN AN OBVIOUS PLACE, BUT YALL WONT BE ABLE TO TELL I AM MASTERBATING...CAUSE I AM THAT GOOD.

Re: At the REEE offices...

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:09 am
by Geeheeb
Are you a combatant of god, or for god?