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The Stand (1994) - 8

this is so much better than that bullshit new series.

Night Stalker - 5.5

Mr. Mercedes Season 2 - 8

Disenchantment Season 2 pt. 1 - 8.5
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Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Part 4, Episode 6:

Satanic metal band comes back from hell, except they look like Rancid, except their song sounds like a pop version of Beastie Boys “ Fight For Your Right” and they lose a metal band show down to a shitty cover of Rocky Horror Picture Show’s “Time Warp” and female band cover of “Sweet Child of Mine”. .. I guess because stuff happens that doesn’t make sense as long as GIRLS RULE!

I think I liked the first season of this estrogen shit show but it’s hard to remember after so much mung. Hope all involved gets ovarian cancer and dies from bukkake drowning.

Disfavorable rating/10
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The chick that plays Sabrina needs to be captured in plicks getting her trim snizz getting ramrodded by some red hot throbbing puds. Hornia.
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Fargo Season 3 - 6/10
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I still haven't been back to Fargo.

Thinking about episode 1 of season 3 is like thinking about a nap I took in 1985.
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Mr. Mercedes Season 3 - 6
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The Expanse 1st season 8/10
I loved the social realism, the attention to physics, the gritty aesthetics and the way characters are portrayed.

The Boys episodes 1-4/ season one 7/10
Not as good as the comic, but adequate. Good casting (Simon Pegg is Hughie's dad?!), Karl Urban was an amazing Judge Dredd and he's cool here as well, but I'm missing all the Irish stuff from the comic.
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The Boys S1 - 8/10
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money heist s1 - 7
kinda corny but it's a heist so :tup:
the subtitles seemed pretty bad.
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Cowboy Bebop - 6
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why only 6 mate...
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I want to say it was because how tonally inconsistent the series was. but that really wasn't it. honestly I think its because I have no tolerance for cutesy shrieking bullshit and that's ALL that one character was. I just couldn't tune it out.

Search Party Season 4 - 8
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The Stand (2020) - 0

who is this for?
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MPD wrote: Thu Feb 04, 2021 11:35 pm The Stand (2020) - 0

who is this for?
The trailer looked like decent casting but everything I've read about the layout of the show and how it's written makes me never want to see any of it ever, and that's one of my favorite books ever. Fuck CBS.
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MPD wrote: Sat Jan 30, 2021 8:28 pm I want to say it was because how tonally inconsistent the series was. but that really wasn't it. honestly I think its because I have no tolerance for cutesy shrieking bullshit and that's ALL that one character was. I just couldn't tune it out.

Search Party Season 4 - 8
I watched the first 4 episodes of this season and while I loved the first 3 seasons, this one feels very rudderless and directionless. I like Elliot and Portia's stories but kind of want Drew and Dory to just die off because those characters are no longer interesting.
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Sweet Home

A) Contains every zombie movie trope, plot points, and stereotypes even though it’s not a zombie show.
B) Monsters are straight out of various Japanese video games.
C) Boy, Korean men cry often.
D) same Imagine Dragons song keeps playing through out.

Still, good blood and fine for what it is. 7/10
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Hilda S2 - 9

Better than the first season somehow. RIP Lloyd in the void
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Community - 8/10
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Been thinking of going balls deep into the Expanse. First 2 eps were really promising. Reminded me of Battlestar.
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ThePhillyExperiment wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2020 10:50 am Heaven's Gate: The Cult of Cults - 10/10
Watched this whole thing last night. Absolutely devastating - one gay music teacher has an asshole dad, and like 300 lives are ruined. I knew a guy who joined a cult... it seemed absolutely benign, zero signs of anything family-destroying or abusive, but I kinda wanna check up on him now.
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The Boys S2 - 8/10
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MPD wrote: Sat Jan 30, 2021 8:28 pm
Search Party Season 4 - 8
Same. I didn't realize HBO owns the rights now.
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Justified - 9/10 - I know the Kentucky they show in this show is fake as fuck but god damn it made me want to just have a bourbon every single hour of every day while negotiating shady deals that will cover my ass
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Your Honor - 8/10
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