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Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:50 pm
by The Schwartz
that was fucked up Stallone, there was some great stuff in there even though the retards retarded it up

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:53 pm
by The Schwartz
A million Hadouken's to your candy ass

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Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:58 pm
by The Schwartz
I understand man, and the premise of your thread changed dramatically without your blessing. I hope perhaps one day we will see great promos again.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:59 pm
by The Schwartz

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:02 pm
by The Schwartz
Bungvox got some of his wishes

fired today

Kozlov
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Melina
Gail Kim

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:27 pm
by F/K/A HAPF
Melina will still be in the back fucking everyone.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:33 pm
by The Bill
Well, now that we have a proper thread for general pro-wrasslin' you can reopen the promo thread. Although, I don't see why promos can't be here as well.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:35 pm
by BUNGVOX
The Schwartz wrote:Bungvox got some of his wishes

fired today

Kozlov
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Melina
Gail Kim
:tup:

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:42 pm
by The Bill
BUNGVOX wrote:
The Schwartz wrote:Bungvox got some of his wishes

fired today

Kozlov
Chris Masters
DH Smith
Melina
Gail Kim
:tup:
Gail Kim actually quit, the others were booted. Which is a shame since she is the best wrestler the Diva's had. Oh, and TNA, just because these folks were in the WWE doesn't mean you need to rush out and hire them, okay?

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:10 pm
by Turd Murder
Ladies and gentlemen, I interrupt this banter to bring you breaking news...


WWE figurehead Vincent K McMahon will soon be announcing some startling changes in the back, which will surprise the world
when on this Monday night's RAW Vinnie MAc will reveal to the audience (through his puppet HHH of course) that the new head booker of RAW will be
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Gabe Sapolsky
Startled smart marks will be alarmed at the backstage news (that is, not a part of the RAW storyline) that...
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WWE is buying out DragonGateUSA and acquiring all video rights and current contracts of the talent. Sapolsky will not only be directing the overall flow of RAW (and revamping or scrapping all storylines except for the war with CM Punk), but also be playing an on-air personality as well. Sapolsky could not be reached for a comment.
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SYKE

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:53 pm
by Astronaut
I'm a fan of pro wrestling. no shame and nothing to hide.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:59 pm
by F/K/A HAPF
CM Punk would do well to hit a Pepsi Plunge on HHH

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:06 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
What happened? Did you lock it? I didn't even lock my "Say stupid things" thread when streven and eh_d had their girl fight.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:15 pm
by soiled depends
This is more gay than Sir Elton John.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:05 pm
by BUNGVOX
i honestly feel that if they can't properly utilize talent i.e. chris masters then they should just give them their release so that they have a chance to ply their trade elsewhere.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:26 pm
by The Torsion
Another wrestling thread.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:46 pm
by The Torsion
I think Schwartz has overstayed his welcome.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:34 pm
by Astronaut
just to make a point clear; wrestling fans realize it's men in their underwear pretending to hurt each other.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:56 pm
by badgevvrecker
Molester Stallone wrote:It's not my fault a bunch of jellybrains can't follow some simple rules....

Once SADFUCC got involved I had no choice. I hope you understand Schwartz.
hey look, i'm back. learn to keep your fucking mouth shut and the thread might survive.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:30 pm
by the awesome Assassin

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:31 pm
by the awesome Assassin

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:36 pm
by the awesome Assassin

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:22 pm
by BUNGVOX
badgevvrecker wrote:
Molester Stallone wrote:It's not my fault a bunch of jellybrains can't follow some simple rules....

Once SADFUCC got involved I had no choice. I hope you understand Schwartz.
hey look, i'm back. learn to keep your fucking mouth shut and the thread might survive.
the thread deviated from his vision cut him some slack.

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:08 am
by Broken Into Pieces
first off, locking the promos thread because people were discussing wrestling instead of posting videos is some straight-up crybaby faggot shit

second, someone called Austin Aries a "coked out 'roid freak"... I was under the impression that Aries is straight-edge, is that not true? dude's definitely a vegitarian, claiming "healthy lifestyle" as one of the reasons

third, was nice to see props given to Sami Callihan and Drake Younger on BUNGVOX's list of people WWE should hire, but I gotta say, I love Drake but he's pretty much useless if he's not allowed weapons at all... most of his matches in CZW involve weapon use (even the non-deathmatches), in Chikara he's used real infrequently (usually to lose to somebody while the commentators put him over as a tough guy), and in DGUSA he's seemingly been used for similar reasons to Chikara only with some sick bumps thrown in 'cause DGUSA doesn't need to stay PG... I love Drake as a wrestler, but if he's not allowed to either use weapons or take sick bumps then he's got no place in a promotion, his standard work is pretty sloppy and hit-and-miss

Re: Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:13 am
by The Schwartz
Aries has been suspended 90 days by TNA because of their drug policy more than once.