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I watched a bunch of night 2. They booed Hogan. Fuck the world.
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How dare they treat sweet lord hogan that way.
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Hogan is dogshit and he should never be on TV again. Wrestlemania ruled!
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:56 am Hogan is dogshit and he should never be on TV again. Wrestlemania ruled!
Oh, give me a break. It was mostly harmless at best. And Hogan... oh, you watch Impact. There’s no point talking to you about any of this.
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I don't watch Impact these days. It sucks. I watch NXT and some AEW and Raw and Smackdown. Wrestling has passed you by, not my fault!
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:47 pm I don't watch Impact these days. It sucks. I watch NXT and some AEW and Raw and Smackdown. Wrestling has passed you by, not my fault!
Wrestling hasn’t passed me by. Sports Entertainment has.
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It's all the same shit, good and bad in every era. I still love it!
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Hogan is a fuckin dork.

Wrestlemania needs to be retired as a concept.

Bray Wyatt needs to be run out of wrestling.

Fuck Big E

Fuck all of it.
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Wrestlemania needs to be 3 nights. Big E is a king. It's better now than ever!
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Wrestlemania needs to be 15 minutes long with Bayley and Asuka scissoring.
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Would watch!
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WWE released Samoa Joe. Outside of scamming NBC and Fox out of a ton of money have become a very dumb wrestling company .
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The Bill wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 2:21 pm WWE released Samoa Joe. Outside of scamming NBC and Fox out of a ton of money have become a very dumb wrestling company .
They misused him from the get go....just like they do with 98% of the people they poach from other companies.

Hopefully he can wash the WWE stink off of him.
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Joe was healthy enough to compete at ONE Wrestlemania in 4 years, and he still got multiple world title matches and PPV main events. He was injured about 50% of his time on the main roster. They didn't misuse him, he couldn't stay healthy enough to take the ball and run with it, sadly.
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:37 pm Joe was healthy enough to compete at ONE Wrestlemania in 4 years, and he still got multiple world title matches and PPV main events. He was injured about 50% of his time on the main roster. They didn't misuse him, he couldn't stay healthy enough to take the ball and run with it, sadly.
Healthy or not WWE is always hellbent on ruining all indie wrestlers cred.
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Think I may have mentioned in this thread that I loved WWF, AWA, NWA, WCCW, and anything else you could read about in Pro Wrestling Illustrated in the early to mid 80s. Had a rare night that I’m being lazy and sitting on the couch and decided to leave Smackdown on. Pretty sure even 8 year old me would want to throw things at the TV and say how horribly stupid it is. Miss me some good non-boy bandesq simple shit. Sure there’s always been a small element of soap opera bullshit but what I watched tonight was like a fake ballet of miserable douche bags. I miss the Road Warriors of 1984ish when they went from AWA to NWA.
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Introvert wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 10:12 pm Think I may have mentioned in this thread that I loved WWF, AWA, NWA, WCCW, and anything else you could read about in Pro Wrestling Illustrated in the early to mid 80s. Had a rare night that I’m being lazy and sitting on the couch and decided to leave Smackdown on. Pretty sure even 8 year old me would want to throw things at the TV and say how horribly stupid it is. Miss me some good non-boy bandesq simple shit. Sure there’s always been a small element of soap opera bullshit but what I watched tonight was like a fake ballet of miserable douche bags. I miss the Road Warriors of 1984ish when they went from AWA to NWA.
Thank you brother Ryan. You and I have had many conversations about this shit over the years. All this soap opera random flips no selling finishing moves bullshit.

Still need to do classic wrestling night one of these days.

Watch a grip of old NWA matches.
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Yeah Vince really ruined the careers of guys like CM Punk and Bryan Danielson! Not to mention Kevin Steen, El Generico, those guys are buried beyond belief!
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 8:14 am Yeah Vince really ruined the careers of guys like CM Punk and Bryan Danielson! Not to mention Kevin Steen, El Generico, those guys are buried beyond belief!
I stand by what I said.

Steen is a non-entity.

Can't throw a bone to someone like Danielson every few years.....he needs to be running the table. The dude is a worker

What does a wrestlemania program fetch you these days?

Doesn't mean shit.

None of those dudes mean shit.

CM Pepsi was the hottest star they had in YEARS and they sqandered that.
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The time for bookers is well past due.

These Hollywood script writers need to go. The only reason they are there is to make vince feel like Sam peckinpah.
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