that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

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i could read blabbermouth just fine if i wanted to.
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Geeheeb wrote:i could read blabbermouth just fine if i wanted to.
you don't want to do that, let me do it for ya!
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that sounds like the lamest fucking movie that could ever have been made. what a fucking idiot. what a shitheaded band. what a worthless fucking thread...
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Mike I'd argue that this is an a-ok thread on the basis of the utter sadsack nature of the subject matter

crowbar should've put the vid in the first post though...


how can you make a straightfaced sadsack underdog film after your band was signed to Relapse?

and who is the audience for this thing, anyway? he starts off saying "this is a doc about a band you've never heard of, playing a style of music you've never heard of" ... :fp:

hahaha, "ripping off DEP ten years too late: THE MOVIE"

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Necrometer wrote:and who is the audience for this thing, anyway? he starts off saying "this is a doc about a band you've never heard of, playing a style of music you've never heard of" ... :fp:
now that I think about it, the audience for this movie is also the perfect audience for car bomb: people with time to kill, bad taste, and zero exposure to culture.
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Geeheeb wrote: now that I think about it, the audience for this movie is also the perfect audience for car bomb: people with time to kill, bad taste, and zero exposure to culture.
I'm in.
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Necrometer wrote: crowbar should've put the vid in the first post though...
My bad. Apologies.
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managed to get past the part where he talks about a 'genre of music you've never heard of' only to be turned back by the guy about to describe the meaning of 'broken sleep'. no dudes. no.
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Crowbar wrote:
Necrometer wrote:crowbar should've put the vid in the first post though...
My bad. Apologies.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE, JACKASS

coming up: why click New Topic? the sob-story doc about crowbar, the RBB poster whose threads never took off despite his best efforts... "only ten views? but I posted the link to blabbermouth... fuck!"
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Necrometer wrote:and who is the audience for this thing, anyway? he starts off saying "this is a doc about a band you've never heard of, playing a style of music you've never heard of" ... :fp:
now that I think about it, the audience for this movie is also the perfect audience for car bomb: people with time to kill, bad taste, and zero exposure to culture.
:idea:

the comments are off the charts - "WOW REALLY UPLIFTING"

I submitted a more constructive viewpoint... pending approval :wank:
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want to watch to find out why the "dissapointing loss of vacation days" was the worlds fault and not due to band sucking...
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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I take back the part about this thread being worthless....lots o' lulz...
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I remember seeing these guys on the Gorgeous Frankenstein tour. They were the most unprofessional band I have ever witnessed. From the get go the singer was whining and complaining about the crowd and how being here sucked. They gave about 10% and that's what they got back from the crowd. If that's what you call math metal these guys never got past 2+2, they were horrible!
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and still no youtube embed
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Necrometer wrote:
Crowbar wrote:
Necrometer wrote:crowbar should've put the vid in the first post though...
My bad. Apologies.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE, JACKASS

coming up: why click New Topic? the sob-story doc about crowbar, the RBB poster whose threads never took off despite his best efforts... "only ten views? but I posted the link to blabbermouth... fuck!"
Only took me 3 tries.
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how many vacation days did you burn through, though :(
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This makes Anvil look like fucking gods.
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Dude is a satellite engineer and he's bummed that his hobby band didn't take off?

Dude, you're a satellite engineer! Be glad that you have a job that allows you to sink your satellite bux into goofing off playing shows on the road.

Fucking sand-geyser vaginas on these halfheads.
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in other shaking roadrunnermouth news...

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/news/N ... 23947.aspx
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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and the Monkey guy from Korn just married Elvis or something :theylive:

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/news/K ... 23936.aspx
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Zerohero wrote:and the Monkey guy from Korn just married a filthy Albanian or something :theylive:
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