that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

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What if this doc was a calculated piece of sadsackery done in hope of winning mass sympathy for Carbomab a la Anvil?
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Ugh, driving home last night and the DJ on the radio was going on and on about how great this documentary is, as well as how great this dumbfuck's 2 bands were. I wasn't even aware of anything other than Carbomb.
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but it did sorta work - you've seen the comments

watching some more of this crap... still more questions about the notion of "selling out"... as if that's even an option for these fucks... keep telling yourselves you'd be packing stadiums if you threw on the autotune, you assholes
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hahaha the narrator douche actually does refer to Lamb of God as "one of the most successful tech-metal bands"

being a post-9/11 Pantera clone = selling out, dumbass
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I cant bring myself to watch one second of this.
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Lamb of God is tech-metal? Was not aware of that.
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Necrometer wrote:but it did sorta work - you've seen the comments

watching some more of this crap... still more questions about the notion of "selling out"... as if that's even an option for these fucks... keep telling yourselves you'd be packing stadiums if you threw on the autotune, you assholes

As if they have the blues/ rock/ studio/ musician chops to pull of slick pop tunes enabling them to pack sold out tours.

Not to pick on the whole generation, but is this a result of being told how fucking great and special you are growing up? ever turd you dump is a work of amazing unique art, ever C grade you ever got was the teacher just not being capable of fathoming your brilliance? Ever failure really a smashing success.

When you see that Anvil doc, it's pretty damn clear, whether you think they suck or rule, they rock out because they like rock n roll and rockin out. End of story as far as "why do we do this".

I've never been in anything above a garage band but I think I understand "why bands do this". There is something alive with a rock band and what happens when you mix live drums and guitars..shit becomes alive and I can see why it's addictive to do it. On top of that I'd assume you do it because some of those in those small crowds DO dig your bullshit (though questionable for Car_bomb).

Not understanding why you like "bein in a band" at any level stikes me as the most idiotic question, especially coming from a doc made WITHIN the band.
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are you guys really actively trying to recruit these chowder heads to the board??
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Blair wrote:I cant bring myself to watch one second of this.

I wastched about 3 minutes of it, during which time the asshole talking over this horseshit mentioned wanting to commit suicide twice.

Very dramatic...fucking emotionally stunted 15 year old worthless fuck pile.

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fallbacktostone wrote:are you guys really actively trying to recruit these chowder heads to the board??
it's an audience at the very least :idea:
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they don't have the fucking balls...
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maybe they'll tone down those math equations with some simpler algorhythemmms and teach us all a lesson landing a spot touring with def leppard.
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these assholes aren't worth a container of mcnugget sauce...
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soiled depends wrote:these assholes aren't worth a container of mcnugget sauce...

a full container or empty container?

honey mustard or sweet n sour or cornsyrup n food coloring
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Furthermore, fuck this douche for his "my bass player", "my guitar player", "my drummer" shit.

A famous anecdote relates that during the mid-1980s, an intoxicated Jagger phoned Watts' hotel room in the middle of the night asking "Where's my drummer?". Watts reportedly got up, shaved, dressed in a suit, put on a tie and freshly shined shoes, descended the stairs, and punched Jagger in the face, saying: "Don't ever call me your drummer again. You're my fucking singer!"

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Crowbar wrote:Furthermore, fuck this douche for his "my bass player", "my guitar player", "my drummer" shit.

A famous anecdote relates that during the mid-1980s, an intoxicated Jagger phoned Watts' hotel room in the middle of the night asking "Where's my drummer?". Watts reportedly got up, shaved, dressed in a suit, put on a tie and freshly shined shoes, descended the stairs, and punched Jagger in the face, saying: "Don't ever call me your drummer again. You're my fucking singer!"

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I'm pretty sure that Jagger-getting-bitchslapped-by-Charlie is true, Keith Richards was fond of telling that story around the time it happened.
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New York City tech metallers Car Bomb have just released the first track from their forthcoming CD w^w^^w^w, which is set to drop on September 25.

This violent, rhythmically intoxicating cut—which features guest growling from Gojira mainman Joseph Duplantier—is sure to incite some off-kilter headbanging. Oh, and just wait for the final breakdown, which sounds like a Mack truck downshifting down the side of a mountain.

Car Bomb is Michael Dafferner (vocals), Greg Kubacki (guitar), Jon Modell (bass) and Elliot Hoffman (drums).




sounds like what would happen if each member of Lamb of God went into a different song at the same time.
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sounds like what would happen if each member of Lamb of God went into a different song at the same time.
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I'm kinda surprised I haven't heard of this documentary before. There's so many good bands with a billion stories that it's kinda weird to see the bands that ended up participating in this. I'm not any kinda heavy metal genius or nothin' but I haven't even heard of half these bands.
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which labels are these morons on?

that promo copy screams cashlapse but maybe it is just his tutelage shining through
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