that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

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even for a deliberately obtuse album title that would've worked in '99 that is particularly unforgivable. out of ideas or not they are the least self aware bunch ever..
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This is 100% embarrassing. Total douche chills every time the narrator opened his dumb mouth.
Stabbed in the eyes with a fucking caak...

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The critical thinking skills of this bunch is just top notch. I made it to just after 30 minutes, I don't know what made me stop but I couldn't take it anymore. This faggot's documentarian skills are as bad as his band. When he started saying how embarrassed he felt for playing in a park with a kid using a dog statue for a tripod I was just wondering how that kid must felt opening for this shit band. It's like, he keeps talking about how he knows that there is literally zero appeal to his band but then he still expects everybody to still treat them like a great band, how does that even work? How does his brain not implode under the irony?
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the top thing that I still can't get over is how they have the gall to make that sob-story doc without a single mention of them being signed to Relapse, which is pretty much the biggest possible sign you've "made it" in the underground

I guess including that info would have wiped out any suspension of disbelief about them actually being a decent band who just can't catch a break

note how little of their shit music features in the movie
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Necrometer wrote:the top thing that I still can't get over is how they have the gall to make that sob-story doc without a single mention of them being signed to Relapse, which is pretty much the biggest possible sign you've "made it" in the underground
That still genuinely PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. What a bunch of insincere, entitled wimps.
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Zero exaggeration - made it through about 1.5 seconds.
Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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What is the thought process behind such fucking vapid bullshit "songwriting"? I guess I shouldn't ask...
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PEOPLE PRETEND TO LIKE IT

PEOPLE ALL GET TOGETHER AND LIE TO ONE ANOTHER IN A BIG CIRCLE OF MUTUAL DECEIT AND PRETEND THAT THEY GET IT TOO
Honky Kong 64 wrote:I use this daily and it scrobbles my Lil B songs just fine?
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these guys have actually gotten a lot less embarrassing (musically) over the years

so good for them :cheers:
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why doesnt zerohero and soiled depends post anymore
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I ran SD off the board, remember? Dunno about zerohero.

My bad.
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MeatGrease wrote: Wed Aug 24, 2016 6:34 pm I ran SD off the board, remember? Dunno about zerohero.

My bad.
too busy listening to car bomb 24-7
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Man that documentary was like the underground metal equivalent of Overnight, that doc about the shitty Boondock Saints guy.
Stabbed in the eyes with a fucking caak...

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Don't know shit about this band.

Don't care.
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