that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

How Are Mortiis Goatse?! · Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:10 am

Breaking news: Satelite dish repair man feels hurt and betrayed after discovering that playing in a tech-math-screamo-core band won't make him a millionaire, makes feature-length documentary.

Blair · Post by **Blair** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:25 am

There's plenty of things people have done that have "gotten me talking about them."

...I don't think having me call you a faggot, retard, or manbaby is necessarily a good thing.

Blair · Post by **Blair** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:27 am

Bored013 wrote:
Necrometer wrote:you guys haven't held any symposia?" [jaw drops even wider than standard apathy-slack]
You remember when metal was made by people too poor to go to college?

Is it wrong that I started ranting like Archie Bunker and calling people art fags when I first read about that symposium on some news site... "All of those people deserve to have their jaws broken by Caller of the Storms!"

How Are Mortiis Goatse?! · Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:35 am

I bet that symposium was a real meeting of the minds. Like a fifth Solvay Conference of the 21st century.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:54 am

AHHHH! yes! those kids are from the suburbs of Columbus OH

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:17 am

I think it's been well established that - although distant from each other in traditional spacetime - OH and FL are the Earth's hypertaint

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:20 am

badgevvrecker · Post by **badgevvrecker** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:21 am

florida: americas meth-wang

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:27 am

so i've broken down and begun skipping along the running time of this parade of total delusion

tech-metal < self awareness

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:35 am

I like the assertion that people in the public are too lazy to put the time into properly studying and absorbing their TOTALLY UNIQUE brand of polyrhythmical math tech varian techtron model 100 atomic absorption double secret probation gypsy atonal inverted chord substitution montony metal.

Dudes...you just aren't that important. If I'm going to study the finer nuances to some noise rock death album, I'll stick with the first tier artists.

Even the band name shows complete lack of creativity and competence.

Car Bomb. OOOOOOOO!!!!!! liek U guyz might EXPLODE you so wildddde

There was alread Nail Bomb, about 1231231 x better than you and that name wasn't so hot either.

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:42 am

UNDEAD SPETzNAZ!!

fallbacktostone · Post by **fallbacktostone** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:47 am

Necrometer wrote:

AHHHH! yes! those kids are from the suburbs of Columbus OH

Natas · Post by **Natas** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:52 am

six pages, dudes?

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:07 am

Natas wrote:six pages, dudes?

so... Carbomb had an influence after all.

The $3422.29 they lost on tour was totally worth it.

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:36 pm

That synth intro that "last chance to reason" band was playing sounded like the intro to Sword Of Sodan
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wni4pQsR ... re=related<

Wait.......It's from splatterhosue

TheDrunkTankJudge · Post by **TheDrunkTankJudge** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:32 pm

Zerohero wrote:
Natas wrote:six pages, dudes?

so... Carbomb had an influence after all.

The $3422.29 they lost on tour was totally worth it.

Quick band pro tip. Want to save money while on the road?
1. Stop staying at motels...

Krieg · Post by **Krieg** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:59 am

TheDrunkTankJudge wrote:
Zerohero wrote:
Natas wrote:six pages, dudes?

so... Carbomb had an influence after all.

The $3422.29 they lost on tour was totally worth it.
Quick band pro tip. Want to save money while on the road?
1. Stop staying at motels...

The ironic part is that they still complained about the motel room.

How Are Mortiis Goatse?! · Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:14 am

It's pretty fucken PØNK RAWK to stay at a motel room with AN UGLY WALLPAPER! Imagine the passion, dedication, and resolve it takes to be willing to sacrifice sleeping amongst aesthetically pleasing walls in order to go on tour and MATH ROCK THE FUCK OUT!

Frickin' Slayer · Post by **Frickin' Slayer** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:21 am

i havnt cried this hard n a looong time! phew,wat a relief. nothing better than a gud cry!

i woke up feeling a little bit better than i hav n awhile. i had been sobbing all day n night the last few dayz.

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:51 am

Frickin' Slayer wrote:i havnt cried this hard n a looong time! phew,wat a relief. nothing better than a gud cry! i woke up feeling a little bit better than i hav n awhile. i had been sobbing all day n night the last few dayz.

you're so much more awesome when you put this level of effort into it...

you usually don't...

Geeheeb · Post by **Geeheeb** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:01 am

Ohio might be the asshole of the universe, but american aftermath is the asshole of metal blogs.

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:04 am

i can't bring myself to watch more than about five minutes of this piece of shit. when that attack attack "documentary" comes out i'll be all over that

Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:29 pm

Ben Falgoust has a jaw line that rivals Teebore's

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:24 pm

How Are Mortiis Goatse?! wrote:It's pretty fucken PØNK RAWK to stay at a motel room with AN UGLY WALLPAPER! Imagine the passion, dedication, and resolve it takes to be willing to sacrifice sleeping amongst aesthetically pleasing walls in order to go on tour and MATH ROCK THE FUCK OUT!

I'm no interior designer, but I thought the wall paper looked OK, the room looked clean and hotel shower in that one scene looked pretty damn spic n span.

Were they hoping for a presidental suite

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:01 pm

Bored013 wrote:Emails sent.

Let's see if they have the cojones to reply.

no fucking way... they can't handle a few sour youtube comments - you think they'll do anything but laugh and think "jealous fuckers"? nope

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