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Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:06 am
by Blair
What if this doc was a calculated piece of sadsackery done in hope of winning mass sympathy for Carbomab a la Anvil?

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:08 am
by Tony Twist
Ugh, driving home last night and the DJ on the radio was going on and on about how great this documentary is, as well as how great this dumbfuck's 2 bands were. I wasn't even aware of anything other than Carbomb.

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:21 am
by Necrometer
but it did sorta work - you've seen the comments

watching some more of this crap... still more questions about the notion of "selling out"... as if that's even an option for these fucks... keep telling yourselves you'd be packing stadiums if you threw on the autotune, you assholes

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:26 am
by Necrometer
hahaha the narrator douche actually does refer to Lamb of God as "one of the most successful tech-metal bands"

being a post-9/11 Pantera clone = selling out, dumbass

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:42 am
by Blair
I cant bring myself to watch one second of this.

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:28 am
by From Blintzes to Crepes
Lamb of God is tech-metal? Was not aware of that.

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:28 pm
by Zerohero
Necrometer wrote:but it did sorta work - you've seen the comments

watching some more of this crap... still more questions about the notion of "selling out"... as if that's even an option for these fucks... keep telling yourselves you'd be packing stadiums if you threw on the autotune, you assholes

As if they have the blues/ rock/ studio/ musician chops to pull of slick pop tunes enabling them to pack sold out tours.

Not to pick on the whole generation, but is this a result of being told how fucking great and special you are growing up? ever turd you dump is a work of amazing unique art, ever C grade you ever got was the teacher just not being capable of fathoming your brilliance? Ever failure really a smashing success.

When you see that Anvil doc, it's pretty damn clear, whether you think they suck or rule, they rock out because they like rock n roll and rockin out. End of story as far as "why do we do this".

I've never been in anything above a garage band but I think I understand "why bands do this". There is something alive with a rock band and what happens when you mix live drums and guitars..shit becomes alive and I can see why it's addictive to do it. On top of that I'd assume you do it because some of those in those small crowds DO dig your bullshit (though questionable for Car_bomb).

Not understanding why you like "bein in a band" at any level stikes me as the most idiotic question, especially coming from a doc made WITHIN the band.

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:33 pm
by fallbacktostone
are you guys really actively trying to recruit these chowder heads to the board??

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:35 pm
by soiled depends
Blair wrote:I cant bring myself to watch one second of this.

I wastched about 3 minutes of it, during which time the asshole talking over this horseshit mentioned wanting to commit suicide twice.

Very dramatic...fucking emotionally stunted 15 year old worthless fuck pile.

:wank:

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:38 pm
by Ogre of Disgust
Fuck, it'd be nothing short of awesome if those slapdicks joined up here...

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:39 pm
by Zerohero
:tup:
Ogre of Disgust wrote:Fuck, it'd be nothing short of awesome if those slapdicks joined up here...

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:43 pm
by Necrometer
fallbacktostone wrote:are you guys really actively trying to recruit these chowder heads to the board??
it's an audience at the very least :idea:

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:47 pm
by soiled depends
they don't have the fucking balls...

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:49 pm
by Zerohero
maybe they'll tone down those math equations with some simpler algorhythemmms and teach us all a lesson landing a spot touring with def leppard.

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:50 pm
by soiled depends
these assholes aren't worth a container of mcnugget sauce...

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:54 pm
by Zerohero
soiled depends wrote:these assholes aren't worth a container of mcnugget sauce...

a full container or empty container?

honey mustard or sweet n sour or cornsyrup n food coloring

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:39 pm
by Crowbar
Furthermore, fuck this douche for his "my bass player", "my guitar player", "my drummer" shit.

A famous anecdote relates that during the mid-1980s, an intoxicated Jagger phoned Watts' hotel room in the middle of the night asking "Where's my drummer?". Watts reportedly got up, shaved, dressed in a suit, put on a tie and freshly shined shoes, descended the stairs, and punched Jagger in the face, saying: "Don't ever call me your drummer again. You're my fucking singer!"

:pizza: :beer:

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:09 pm
by Zerohero
Crowbar wrote:Furthermore, fuck this douche for his "my bass player", "my guitar player", "my drummer" shit.

A famous anecdote relates that during the mid-1980s, an intoxicated Jagger phoned Watts' hotel room in the middle of the night asking "Where's my drummer?". Watts reportedly got up, shaved, dressed in a suit, put on a tie and freshly shined shoes, descended the stairs, and punched Jagger in the face, saying: "Don't ever call me your drummer again. You're my fucking singer!"

:pizza: :beer:

My nigger just laffed at your post...

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:18 pm
by Friendly Goatus
Zerohero wrote: My nigger just laffed at your post...
HO HO HO NIGGERNIGGER ZANY

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:25 pm
by Ogre of Disgust
I'm pretty sure that Jagger-getting-bitchslapped-by-Charlie is true, Keith Richards was fond of telling that story around the time it happened.

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:43 pm
by Foot Foot
New York City tech metallers Car Bomb have just released the first track from their forthcoming CD w^w^^w^w, which is set to drop on September 25.

This violent, rhythmically intoxicating cut—which features guest growling from Gojira mainman Joseph Duplantier—is sure to incite some off-kilter headbanging. Oh, and just wait for the final breakdown, which sounds like a Mack truck downshifting down the side of a mountain.

Car Bomb is Michael Dafferner (vocals), Greg Kubacki (guitar), Jon Modell (bass) and Elliot Hoffman (drums).




sounds like what would happen if each member of Lamb of God went into a different song at the same time.

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:48 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
Foot Foot wrote:


sounds like what would happen if each member of Lamb of God went into a different song at the same time.
:lol:
5 seconds, and YES.

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:28 pm
by Tony Twist
And they say that everything from Myspace is dead and gone ...............................

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:17 pm
by delmuerte
I'm kinda surprised I haven't heard of this documentary before. There's so many good bands with a billion stories that it's kinda weird to see the bands that ended up participating in this. I'm not any kinda heavy metal genius or nothin' but I haven't even heard of half these bands.

Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:26 am
by Necrometer
which labels are these morons on?

that promo copy screams cashlapse but maybe it is just his tutelage shining through