Blair wrote:It's been my experience that gentlemen in shitty tech bands tend to have delusions of grandeur, "our shit is better than XXXX (-smirks-) and we'll be huge."
How can these idiots not like our music? Did they see how fast I sweep?!?!?!
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:54 pm
by Blair
Our drummer he can XXXX and XXXX just as good as flo!
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:18 pm
by Necrometer
hey zerohero if you don't fix that sig, it's a foein'
make it like this:
[quote]words[/quote][quote]words[/quote][quote]words[/quote]
not like this:
[quote]words[/quote]
[quote]words[/quote]
[quote]words[/quote]
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:44 am
by altars of radness
I shut it off as soon as I heard the intro music.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:00 am
by Zerohero
Necrometer wrote:hey zerohero if you don't fix that sig, it's a foein'
make it like this:
words
words
words
not like this:
words
words
words
I think I'll leave it alone outta spite.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:20 am
by Zerohero
Fung Tunt wrote:Hahaha Jesus fucking christ leave it to ross to whine like a woman about someone's sig.what a goddamned child.ross you are obsessed with this place and you need help.give yourself a buckshot shampoo, faggot...
I'll fix it, it's an improvement. I never really read the sig formatting guidelines in the Official Reelapse poster manual and never really gave much thought to the sig beyond a quick cut n paste.
I think "fart on tits" goes back in there.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:30 am
by Zerohero
Fung Tunt wrote:
Zerohero wrote:
Fung Tunt wrote:Hahaha Jesus fucking christ leave it to ross to whine like a woman about someone's sig.what a goddamned child.ross you are obsessed with this place and you need help.give yourself a buckshot shampoo, faggot...
I'll fix it, it's an improvement. I never really read the sig formatting guidelines in the Official Reelapse poster manual and never really gave much thought to the sig beyond a quick cut n paste.
I think "fart on tits" goes back in there.
Get that shit back in there bro...
gotta annoy necro once before fixxing it up.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:34 am
by Crowbar
I just watched the whole thing. What a whiny, pathetic, pee-pants!
If the audience is for people into the music, they know the reality for bands and the answer is don't do it, or just play on the weekends, or play live less, or do smaller tours. If it's for 'the mainstream' they don't give a fuck. "I'm so surprised that our tuneless, polyrhthymic, widdlewank with dudes screaming over it is unpopular." What the fuck do you expect?
DEP went somewhere because the sound was new and they go all mental when they play. Car Bob have nothing interesting about their tech for tech's sake sound, they're not the most technical, they're not different in any way, they have nothing to say and they have zero stage presence which they try and compensate for with a synchronised light show. If they're smart enough to get jobs, pretty ok ones at that, are they not smart enough to realize that they are shit? There's 5 people at our show = we are not good.
Paraphrase: "the work I do at my job will be forgotten, but I know our music won't, we've influenced thousands of people" Where the fuck do you get that from? The '5 kids at the bar' tell you?
And yes, no mention of them being signed. If this is an attempt to document the reality of underground metal, they make it seem like you just get a call one day "hey, want to support LOG?" They were (maybe still are, I'm not checking) on Relapse. Neurosis, Nile, HOF, Suffo and more awesome bands were all on the very same label. They used to be pretty good! It's not like CB have come straight from the garage.
Bit about being ripped off then dealing with the mafia was BS too. Whole thing's a ruse to pump their name.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 7:56 am
by Zerohero
I like in the first 3 minutes them getting depressed because the motel's wallpaper was out of style.
I know Mortician stays in the Hyatt, but I figured Car_Bomb was at least staying at the Sheraton.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:31 am
by Necrometer
Crowbar wrote:They were (maybe still are, I'm not checking) on Relapse.
currently listed as "alumni" on the offical Relapse site
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:34 am
by Blair
At least we've been spared any members of team carbomb having an sand-geyeser vagina episode here over the analysis of this piece of shit.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:40 am
by Blair
Bored013 wrote:You know at least one member of this band is lurking here.
They're probably frantically taking screencaps for the next documentary...
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:45 am
by Necrometer
fucking HHH I would have LOVED to see HHH's coatrack of hair and flannel show up in that festival of white trash... "you guys haven't held any symposia?" [jaw drops even wider than standard apathy-slack]
Blair wrote:
Bored013 wrote:You know at least one member of this band is lurking here.
They're probably frantically taking screencaps for the next documentary...
hahaha, college-freetime blair is a pretty grand thing
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:53 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
These guys should be fucking ashamed of themselves. One day they will realize how embarrassing this shit is, and when that day comes I hope they feel like rape victims mocked and shunned by their loved ones, the police and their community for wearing miniskirts.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:00 am
by Blair
This reminds me of years ago when I had a myspace account and I would find bulletins trying to guilt trip myspace at large by some retard who was butthurt after being traumatized by their band having to play for tumbleweeds on a all-local band bill on a tuesday night at some shithole bar.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:01 am
by Necrometer
yes!
it's dawning on me only now that this video is the "EVERY MOTHER FUCKER UP TO THE FRONT OF THE STAGE... RIGHT NOW" of the shit-cinema world
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:02 am
by Blair
I'm quite fond of "Shut Up!" or "Shut Up and Get Your Set Over With" when they start up with that sadsackery.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:07 am
by Blair
Pisscubes wrote:
Blair wrote:This reminds me of years ago when I had a myspace account and I would find bulletins trying to guilt trip myspace at large by some retard who was butthurt after being traumatized by their band having to play for tumbleweeds on a all-local band bill on a tuesday night at some shithole bar.
If you can't handle this there is NO way you should be in a band. It's like being a baker who is allergic to flour.
I remember when I was young, naive, drunk, stupid and a crusty, and had my first band and even back then I knew damn well I'd be an idiot to have my grindcore band play anything other that Thursday, Friday or Saturday night.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:10 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
Breaking news: Satelite dish repair man feels hurt and betrayed after discovering that playing in a tech-math-screamo-core band won't make him a millionaire, makes feature-length documentary.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:25 am
by Blair
There's plenty of things people have done that have "gotten me talking about them."
...I don't think having me call you a faggot, retard, or manbaby is necessarily a good thing.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:27 am
by Blair
Bored013 wrote:
Necrometer wrote:you guys haven't held any symposia?" [jaw drops even wider than standard apathy-slack]
You remember when metal was made by people too poor to go to college?
Is it wrong that I started ranting like Archie Bunker and calling people art fags when I first read about that symposium on some news site... "All of those people deserve to have their jaws broken by Caller of the Storms!"
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:35 am
by How Are Mortiis Goatse?!
I bet that symposium was a real meeting of the minds. Like a fifth Solvay Conference of the 21st century.
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:54 am
by Necrometer
AHHHH! yes! those kids are from the suburbs of Columbus OH
Re: that band Car Bomb that everyone made fun of
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:17 am
by Necrometer
I think it's been well established that - although distant from each other in traditional spacetime - OH and FL are the Earth's hypertaint
