Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

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Raw Ting wrote: really? used
Also someone saying "hashtag".
I was just listening to a phone system tell me to press "Number sign," and it made me ponder the superiority of referring to the symbol as "The Pound Sign." I want to go around verbalizing hashtags now by yelling "POUND" in front of buzzwords.
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calling fluffy snaredrum tickling a blastbeat
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Cascade Whore wrote:
milkmandan wrote:Artisan

everything being "chipotle"

Also: I hate/love your face

Or craft. Fucking "artisan" or "craft"
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Geeheeb wrote:calling fluffy snaredrum tickling a blastbeat

Which do you hate more:

1)gravity blasts
2)tappers
3)the scrambled egg thing Hoak does
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I can't stand it when people call each other "bruh" instead of "bro".
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I'm pretty sick of hearing the word "narrative" whenever I watch something news-y.
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Cascade Whore wrote:Also: I hate/love your face
:idea:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBSO4alvfGE<

what the hell is that familiar triplety, descending chord progression at the end of the main/verse riff?
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postaddiction wrote:"A thing," as in "I didn't know that was a thing now."
young shaver interviewed on sports talk radio this morning, when talking about HIS BEARD said
"yeah My beard's become a thing"

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BELLENDS FROM PUFFLAND AKA SHITNAILER CITY PONCIN AROUND WITH A DIKHEAD DRINK LIKE A PROPER FLOUNCEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL THESE BALLS OF CUM GOIN UP AN THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE SAYIN SHITE LIKE

'I'm gonna get like, a drink?' OR 'I'm stood outside the pub,? like, waiting?'

CUNTLIPS HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHERE YER STOOD ARE YA BLIND DON KIDDICK!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Necrometer wrote:
Cascade Whore wrote:Also: I hate/love your face
:idea:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBSO4alvfGE<

what the hell is that familiar triplety, descending chord progression at the end of the main/verse riff?
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YES! thank you! I had a flash of The Cure recognition this morning and got as far as "it isn't Friday I'm in Love"

this is hilarious to me

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9hOFOgqOds<
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Necrometer wrote:YES! thank you! I had a flash of The Cure recognition this morning and got as far as "it isn't Friday I'm in Love"

this is hilarious to me

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9hOFOgqOds<
I went to youtube and did Fire In Cairo, then gave up.
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Vernacular?
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d.hellion wrote:I went to youtube and did Fire In Cairo, then gave up.
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twerk / twerking

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ross already has a skinhead past and is now posting nazi band vids?
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:? one high school friend gobbled that stuff up for shock value

I dare you to read through the comments on that video...
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Their cover of "Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" is...y'know, I'm not even posting it.
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Pisscubes wrote:I think I'm pretty enraged over how every fucking article in the Gawker/Jezebel Blog family has the exact same kind of language. A lot of it has been dropped in this thread-- "Worsst/Best [thing] EVER", "_____ does ____ because" (Like "Male Priest disrobes little girls because PATRIARCHY), Ending an article title with the parenthetic "(No, Seriously), over-use of EPIC and WIN, etc.
It's not even the use of any of them specifically, just that every article uses this stuff and none of them have their own voice. It's a really shitty kind of cut and paste writing and it sucks.
Contemporary lazy smug/ironic detachment.
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"Jelly" for jealous. The contexts for these are the worst, too.
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postaddiction wrote:"Jelly" for jealous. The contexts for these are the worst, too.


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forgot a major culprit until i was just reminded of it twice in a row. bitches using "just" too much, and in a wrong way.

"I just love these guys!"

i've noticed this A LOT lately
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