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i ate an entire bag of taco flavored doritos when i was 8, while watching space jam. the doritos fucked my stomach up so bad that i couldn't eat my birthday cake almost a week later, and it was one of those dirt cakes that have oreo crumbles as "dirt" with chocolate pudding and gummy worms who live in the dirt pudding and you eat them with your mouth. I couldn't eat taco doritos for years after that- i'm not sure if they even exist anymore. legend has it they actually killed a kid who made my little "mistake" of eating a whole bag...you could say i got lucky
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Taco doritos are good too.
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Raw Ting wrote:i ate an entire bag of taco flavored doritos when i was 8, while watching space jam. the doritos fucked my stomach up so bad that i couldn't eat my birthday cake almost a week later, and it was one of those dirt cakes that have oreo crumbles as "dirt" with chocolate pudding and gummy worms who live in the dirt pudding and you eat them with your mouth. I couldn't eat taco doritos for years after that- i'm not sure if they even exist anymore. legend has it they actually killed a kid who made my little "mistake" of eating a whole bag...you could say i got lucky
Hmnm... olestra maybe?

I'm pretty sure we only got taco flavored doritos in my area sometime within the past five years... and they definitely still exist. Fucking markets, fucking savages... bring back 3D jalapeno doritos, and bring back the miniature versions that came in tiny plastic shell bottles.

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holy shit i think i found a time machine food library


http://www.keyfood.com/pd/Doritos/Corn- ... 400026765/
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Raw Ting wrote:you eat them with your mouth.
NO SHIT???
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james wrote:holy shit i think i found a time machine food library


http://www.keyfood.com/pd/Doritos/Corn- ... 400026765/
Find a place that can get me these and we'll talk.
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after reading the wiki on olestra, sounds like a possible culprit. the fucking stomach pain was unbearable- i've had food poisoning and it was just as bad as that.

not to derail this thread of doritos but my old lady got a bag of flamin' hot funyuns and mother fuck her for that. an amazing chip experience.

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I got molestra'd as a tot too, weekend out at a freinds house a city away - fucking runny shits the entire time, didn't bother me at all though. I was just askdasdklasm super nintendo askdjnaskjdn shoot water out of anus for 20 minutes 393893983 super nintendo. I didn't even realize that it was olestra until like a month later.

I think I would eat old recipe diarrhea olestra just to fucking be a real man and Live To Win doritos style
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it wasn't even like actual diarrhea though

it was like farting out snot until you wanted to cry.

in conclusion: fuck olestra
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are you telling me that if 1998 original recipe olestra chips came out today and you had like 3 days off from work with no plans you wouldn't eat a whole giant bag TO BE A REAL MAN and FUCKING BRING BACK THE CLINTON YEARS

ARE YOU THAT SELFISH ?

WE WERE RUNNING AT A SURPLUS
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i'm in my mid thirties now man. eating normal food can give me bad bathroom time now if i'm not careful.
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I dont eat doritos that much but I just finished off a bag of dese


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They were pretty good :|
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james wrote:I got molestra'd
:lol: :tup2:

All this olestra talk reminds me of New Jack talking about how Terrie Runnels would eat his ass while he was on some drug with olestra like effects and she'd get frosting on her face.
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Ipswich wrote:I dont eat doritos that much but I just finished off a bag of dese


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They were pretty good :|
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All the stupid dorito flavors and styles they keep putting out suck. They've only got regular nacho and cool ranch right (the extra strong nacho is pretty ok too I guess)
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I think I just ate about 9 servings of doritos in one sitting

Total DV fat per serving: 12%
Total DV sodium per serving: 9%

I had generic triscuits, stick pretzels, and a taco for lunch today. No dinner.

I have a headache.
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recently got into these - nature's doritos
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