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TheGreaseAlsoRises wrote: Wed Jul 07, 2021 6:40 pm Those fags from Sabian really are bunch of goofs with their fruity new logo
I totally agree meatlease. It must be cultural Marxism to blame for that gender fluid faux edgy font.
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New Helloween studio album with the full reunion lineup including all 3 singers.



The intro is 100% pure South of Heaven, I love it. This band is still dangerous believe it or not. There are some throwaway tracks, but the good stuff is really good, and it's probably their best album since Better Than Raw. Cheesy self referencing lyrics and artwork aside, that is. I can forgive a little bit of old timer fauxpas here though. I love that they self-titled the album, that is so fitting after everything and everyone they've been through.
Uli Kusch was my favorite drummer for the band, but at least his leaving led to a Helloween album with Mikkey Dee (Rabbit Don't Come Easy - 2003). How's that for a buried gemstone.
I was jazzed enough about this landmark return to form to order my very first Helloween shirt, from their official merch store. I got this one, because Judge Dredd:
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It's from the cover of the Future World single, 1987...which came out right after Among the Living/I Am The Law. Useless metal/comics trivia.

...then I saw the leggings, which I just found too hilarious not to post:

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Warpsmasher wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 7:09 am New Helloween studio album with the full reunion lineup including all 3 singers.



The intro is 100% pure South of Heaven, I love it. This band is still dangerous believe it or not. There are some throwaway tracks, but the good stuff is really good, and it's probably their best album since Better Than Raw. Cheesy self referencing lyrics and artwork aside, that is. I can forgive a little bit of old timer fauxpas here though. I love that they self-titled the album, that is so fitting after everything and everyone they've been through.
Uli Kusch was my favorite drummer for the band, but at least his leaving led to a Helloween album with Mikkey Dee (Rabbit Don't Come Easy - 2003). How's that for a buried gemstone.
I was jazzed enough about this landmark return to form to order my very first Helloween shirt, from their official merch store. I got this one, because Judge Dredd:
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It's from the cover of the Future World single, 1987...which came out right after Among the Living/I Am The Law. Useless metal/comics trivia.

...then I saw the leggings, which I just found too hilarious not to post:

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Warpsmasher wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 7:09 am New Helloween studio album with the full reunion lineup including all 3 singers.
Hahahahaha!! I had no idea! What the fuck thats amazing
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I only ever got into “keeper of the seven keys part 1” Some kid in 9th grade made a mix tape that had that “I’m alive” song I used to listen to over and over again.
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I like 3-4 songs off every Helloween record and love everything through Keepers Part II. I saw the reunion tour in Worcester and caught a Kai Hansen pick. Tremendous show and I'd go see them again but not really digging the new album that much.
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Appreciate a few Helloween jams for sure, but tbh I've always always been a Gamma Ray boy. Never claimed to have good taste, and i never wanted any either.
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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...even if the Helloween thing implodes, there's still Unisonic

Eternal Hails - 7/10
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hahahahaha
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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fwiwiwiw I think this and Old Star are way way way more fun to listen to than the 2005-2019 era.

There was a track off the last one, 'Hardship of the Scots', that's absolutely one of my favorites they've ever done.
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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The trap is on a hot day, you get to the America pavilion and think "yeah I could go for a few minutes in a dark air conditioned theater," and you immediately fall asleep and kill your motivation to finish

Way too old now and will only attempt the Having Some Snacks From Some Of The Countries If I Feel Like It challenge
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Toilet Fleet wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:58 pm The trap is on a hot day, you get to the America pavilion and think "yeah I could go for a few minutes in a dark air conditioned theater," and you immediately fall asleep and kill your motivation to finish

Way too old now and will only attempt the Having Some Snacks From Some Of The Countries If I Feel Like It challenge
Hahaha! Just read this sitting in the American Pavilion
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Are they full pours?
I feel like I can still down countless 4oz pours, but it will now kick my ass in the morning.
3 pints with lots of water is pretty much my no hangover limit anymore.

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Glub wrote: Thu Jul 15, 2021 6:56 pm The last few posts make me glad I have never let my loads sprout.
Wish I had known in my 20s I could have wordly drinks around Disney world.
My shit tolerance now is just due to age/abuse.
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