WHAT JUDAS PRIEST SONGS ARE REALLY ABOUT.

[BUNGVOX]

who's stoked for some new priest?

1. Dragonaut - this song is about ivan drago going to space for the glory of sweet lord putin
2. Redeemer Of Souls - sucker of many dicks
3. Halls Of Valhalla - meeting dudes in hotel rooms
4. Sword Of Damocles - a dude's dick
5. March Of The Damned - gay pride parade in front of westboro baptist church
6. Down In Flames - sucking a ginger's dick
7. Hell & Back - a bad time at the men's retreat
8. Cold Blooded - dude stands you up while you wait outside the fag bar in the rain
9. Metalizer - making a dude's dick hard
10. Crossfire - multiple loads flying in all directions
11. Secrets Of The Dead - finding a closet gay's diary after he dies
12. Battle Cry - I'M GONNA CUM
13. Beginning Of The End - dude is about to charge some AIDS gravy into an asshole

Bone us tracks:

14. Snakebite - another tune about gobbling pud
15. Tears Of Blood - tears of jizz
16. Creatures - gay pride parade
17. Bring It On - come over and pound the butt
18. Never Forget - remember that one time you sucked that huge juicy cock?

[ghost boner]

[Zerohero]

weiners


splaination:

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

as a fellow metalhead said once during a Halford set:

"He's up there thinking about weiners"

[BUNGVOX]

HELLBENT FOR LEATHER

1. "Delivering the Goods" - putting the hard dick in the butt
2. "Rock Forever" - this one is about balls
3. "Evening Star" - the main attraction at the gay burlesque nightclub
4. "Hell Bent for Leather" - leather daddy homage
5. "Take On The World" - fighting for gay rights
6. "Burnin' Up" - AIDS starts to kick in
7. "The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)" - a japanese guy with two dicks
8. "Killing Machine" - a dude with AIDS
9. "Running Wild" - glory holin' all night long
10. "Before the Dawn" - you will squirt your jizz
11. "Evil Fantasies" - rape

[Zerohero]

Rocka Rolla


1. "One for the Road" -- a weenie in the ass before going on tour
2. "Rocka Rolla" -fucking mens on grannys wooden chair
3. "Winter" -- up there thinking about Johnny Winter's albino weener
4. "Deep Freeze" --popscicle fits well in anus
5. "Winter Retreat" --more songs a buildings food and fucking johnny winters albino butthole
6. "Cheater" -Getting Aids after boyfriend fucks magic johnson
7. "Never Satisfied" -wanting more weenies
8. "Run of the Mill" -- garden variety homo stuff
9. "Dying to Meet You/Hero, Hero" --Thinking about blowing the Sweet Lord Hitlers peter
10. "Caviar and Meths" (Instrumental)-- what you eat before fucking dudes and what you smoke after fucking dudes, with a satisfied look on your face

[BUNGVOX]

1. "Exciter" - seeing hot dude makes hard dick happen
2. "White Heat, Red Hot" - jizzing
3. "Better by You, Better Than Me" - having dude jerk you off
4. "Stained Class" - jizz in pants during P.E.
5. "Invader" - dude who likes to enter asshole by surprise
6. "Saints in Hell" - a tribute to gay rights activists who have come and gone
7. "Savage" - hard core butt fucking fiend
8. "Beyond the Realms of Death" - going back into the closet because the streets are too mean
9. "Heroes End" - dude's ass

[Natas]

keep going!

[FVBTVS]

[BUNGVOX]

RAM IT DOWN [obvious]

1. "Ram It Down" - deep throating dicks
2. "Heavy Metal" - a dildo
3. "Love Zone" - rob halford's bedroom
4. "Come and Get It" - open butt and eager dick…come and get it.
5. "Hard as Iron" - boner
6. "Blood Red Skies" - fuck if i know….bloody jizz in eyes maybe?
7. "I'm a Rocker" - gay pride anthem
8. "Johnny B. Goode" - someday faggot you will be a man and slurping off the white piss of a big old ham.
9. "Love You to Death" - AIDS
10. "Monsters of Rock" - huge balls

[BUNGVOX]

POINT OF ENTRY [fucking obvious]

1. "Heading Out to the Highway" - cruising for penis
2. "Don't Go" - two guys argue then have make up sex
3. "Hot Rockin'" - butt sex at the gym [see vid]
4. "Turning Circles" - jerking off
5. "Desert Plains" - two dudes have a camp out and sand gets in butt
6. "Solar Angels" - piss
7. "You Say Yes" - getting an invite to pump butt cheek meat
8. "All the Way" - deep dicking an ass or a throat
9. "Troubleshooter" - shooting loads everywhere
10. "On the Run" - getting chased by fag bashers

[BUNGVOX]

SIN AFTER SIN

1. "Sinner" - what fred phelps thinks of you
2. "Diamonds & Rust" - dildo
3. "Starbreaker" - first time getting ass fucked
4. "Last Rose of Summer" - first time getting ass fucked
5. "Let Us Prey/Call For The Priest" - catholic butt splitter on the prowl
6. "Raw Deal" - getting AIDS from a hot guy
7. "Here Come the Tears" - guy dumps guy
8. "Dissident Aggressor" - gay rights activist who sucks dick angrily

[hipster holocaust]

Man, this thread, this is the best fuckin thread araaaaawwwwwnd...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[ghost boner]

not to derail the thread but has anyone ever read the lyrics to 'eat me alive'? its the most disgusting thing in the world

[Zerohero]

not to derail the thread but has anyone ever read the lyrics to 'eat me alive'? its the most disgusting thing in the world

yeah its about a mans asshole rapped tightly around your weiner

[ghost boner]

its about slamming a buff guy against a wall and forcefucking him. its so awesome

[BUNGVOX]

it's about sucking cock and gettin all dat cum nigga.

[BUNGVOX]

BRITISH STEEL (limey peen)

1. rapid fire - lots of puds shooting off all at once
2. metal gods - dildo collection
3. breaking the law - pounding underrage buns
4. grinder - going balls deep in turds and pressing that ham
5. united - dick to dick
6. you dont have to be old to be wise - 20 something dude who has lots of dick to butt experiences.
7. living after midnight - dudes picking up dudes at closing time.
8. the rage - crankin that ass
9. steeler - wanting football player dick

[The Torsion]

Love how only the first song isn't a direct reference to gay then you said fuck it and went full gay

[RY4N]

painkiller


painkiller - stud with huge dong
hell patrol - bear gangrape
all guns blazing - all cocks cumming
leather rebel - daddy
metal meltdown - "chili dog"
nightcrawler - first black man
between the hammer and the anvil - no condom
a touch of evil - hangnail butthole
battle hymn - loud cumming
one shot at glory - no cum left

[BUNGVOX]

SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE

1. the hellion - warm up song while putting on leather get up
2. electric eye - cam shows
3. riding on the wind - anal sex with farts
4. bloodstone - song about boulder dropped off overpass
5. take these chains - obvious
6. pain and pleasure - butt whippin fun to make hard dicks
7. screaming for vengeance - guy gets dumped by guy for another guy
8. you've got another thing comin - guy meets pre op tranny
9. fever - sweat forms on brow while dick gets stared at
10. devil's child - satan

[hipster holocaust]

Love how only the first song isn't a direct reference to gay then you said fuck it and went full gay

To be fair the first line is "Pounding the WORLD like a battering ram"

[Idget Child]

TURBO (1986)

1. "Turbo Lover" - dude cums quick
2. "Locked In" - peen got stuck on heavy ball piercings
3. "Private Property" - grundle
4. "Parental Guidance" - daddy critiques his son's fuck scene
5. "Rock You All Around the World" - these guys tour a lot more than some other guys
6. "Out in the Cold" - gold bond powder
7. "Wild Nights, Hot & Crazy Days" - every day being gay
8. "Hot for Love" - cum is usually warm
9. "Reckless" - no rubbers with a bugchaser

[hipster holocaust]

Don't forget Rob's solo stuff



/cockblocked

[Zerohero]

3. riding on the wind - anal sex with farts

[pooptastik]

oh man...i totally laughed so hard i farted multiple times. yes.