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Most black metal is stupid except it's not.
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FVBTVS wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 1:03 pm the year is now 2021
Yeah, and mentioning Beherit still brings out the grim squad to score KVLT points. I actually underestimated the reaction that would get, and I don't usually underestimate the stupidity of Black Metal fans.
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FVBTVS wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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heeeere we go

i never listened to these guys, but im willing to bite the bullet in the name of science
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spacehamster wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:55 pm
FVBTVS wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 1:03 pm the year is now 2021
Yeah, and mentioning Beherit still brings out the grim squad to score KVLT points. I actually underestimated the reaction that would get, and I don't usually underestimate the stupidity of Black Metal fans.
Get with the program Claudio. They were ahead of the curve and it's high time you acknowledge that.
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hahaha I love this record (BDM's Nocturnal) SO much
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Never liked them cuz it was all the emo dorks gateway drug so they could come pussify metal.
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yeah I always thought they were a breakdown screamo band or something. Any band with a 'girl name violence' name from that era got ignored.

Strangling Susan, Smashing Petunia, A Rose for my Exgfs Funeral, Gripping Alexa, The Death of My Romance, etc
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kevin hash wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:28 pm Never liked them cuz it was all the emo dorks gateway drug so they could come pussify metal.
like at the gates and in flames, entombed etc

et al

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I really don’t appreciate how the singer of black dahlia murder looks like Johnathan Davis now.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:12 pm yeah I always thought they were a breakdown screamo band or something. Any band with a 'girl name violence' name from that era got ignored.

Strangling Susan, Smashing Petunia, A Rose for my Exgfs Funeral, Gripping Alexa, The Death of My Romance, etc
Those bands and the bands with the non-sequitur statement type names.

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FVBTVS wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:50 pm
kevin hash wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:28 pm Never liked them cuz it was all the emo dorks gateway drug so they could come pussify metal.
like at the gates and in flames, entombed etc

et al

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Alright look... At the Gates and In Flames, I got sick of that overcompressed Metal Zone shit real quick... but you leave Entombed out of this shit. Those are some good songs those boys did.
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kevin hash wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 8:10 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:12 pm yeah I always thought they were a breakdown screamo band or something. Any band with a 'girl name violence' name from that era got ignored.

Strangling Susan, Smashing Petunia, A Rose for my Exgfs Funeral, Gripping Alexa, The Death of My Romance, etc
Those bands and the bands with the non-sequitur statement type names.

beneath the tides
Autumn on ashes
So weep the bride
Upon Beginning
Swashbuckle the Desert




I knew a guy who had a tattoo that said some words... they were a band he and his friends started right out of high school. Never recorded a song. Like 5 dudes somewhere in America have this non-band name tattooed on them... trying to remember exactly what it was, it was something like -

BREAKING AVALON
BRIDGES OF AVALON
ASHES OF AVALON

something like that

he was a cool guy though ngl
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only the first ATG record is >90%. SotS has 71% - the FVBTI hath spoken



I could really use a support PM after all this BDM piling on

sure, they mostly suck and have a dumb name, but that album is fine

it had a mission and that mission was successful

much like Transformers 2007



in other news, no Pantera album has >90% on MA. Power Metal comes closest - 88%

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i'm one of those people that have no idea what black dahlia murder sounds like.
pretty cool book though.
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Mandie's cousin was in BDM
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and her other cousin is in a relationship with that cousin and the other cousin cuts and dyes hair and thinks she's so great but she isnt and yesterday stacy said the other thing and i was so mad because remember last week when petunia said the same thing and stacy said stop saying that and I supported her?
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Geeheeb wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 12:51 pm Mandie's cousin was in BDM
I vaguely remember her telling a story about someone’s mom buying one of them a shirt that was a youth medium and her telling the mom of whoever that it won’t fit him but she didn’t listen because she was mental ill (the mother).

That and part of Lord Drucifer’s gimmick was bitching about youth medium metalcore shirts.
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i guess this is the BDM thread?

i am sad the singer guy killed himself
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He was loved by many.
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