shittiest album on Metal Archives with the best reviews ?

Music posts are a bannable offense.
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
Jesus never gave me that bike!
Posts: 4403
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

kills ignorant johnlapse
kills ignorance
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
User avatar
MPD
ANSU++
Posts: 3113
Joined: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:47 am

Ceremony of Opposites
Prowler in the Yard
User avatar
kevin hash
DO THE DEW!
Posts: 1565
Joined: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:09 pm
Location: atlanta georgia

Most black metal is stupid except it's not.
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE

:invcross: BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. :invcross:

my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
User avatar
spacehamster
Sweet Lord _______
Posts: 18711
Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:57 pm
Location: just a-passin' thru

FVBTVS wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 1:03 pm the year is now 2021
Yeah, and mentioning Beherit still brings out the grim squad to score KVLT points. I actually underestimated the reaction that would get, and I don't usually underestimate the stupidity of Black Metal fans.
storm shadow wrote:This is what happens when people use the internet to get through adolescence, instead of drugs and heavy metal.
User avatar
Geeheeb
Shit Stadium 4000
Posts: 23949
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:18 am
Location: Lansing, MI
Contact:

FVBTVS wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
Jesus never gave me that bike!
Posts: 4403
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

heeeere we go

i never listened to these guys, but im willing to bite the bullet in the name of science
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
User avatar
kevin hash
DO THE DEW!
Posts: 1565
Joined: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:09 pm
Location: atlanta georgia

spacehamster wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 11:55 pm
FVBTVS wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 1:03 pm the year is now 2021
Yeah, and mentioning Beherit still brings out the grim squad to score KVLT points. I actually underestimated the reaction that would get, and I don't usually underestimate the stupidity of Black Metal fans.
Get with the program Claudio. They were ahead of the curve and it's high time you acknowledge that.
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE

:invcross: BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. :invcross:

my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 63231
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.

hahaha I love this record (BDM's Nocturnal) SO much
Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
User avatar
kevin hash
DO THE DEW!
Posts: 1565
Joined: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:09 pm
Location: atlanta georgia

Never liked them cuz it was all the emo dorks gateway drug so they could come pussify metal.
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE

:invcross: BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. :invcross:

my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
Jesus never gave me that bike!
Posts: 4403
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

yeah I always thought they were a breakdown screamo band or something. Any band with a 'girl name violence' name from that era got ignored.

Strangling Susan, Smashing Petunia, A Rose for my Exgfs Funeral, Gripping Alexa, The Death of My Romance, etc
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
User avatar
FVBTVS
Sweet Lord _______
Posts: 17416
Joined: Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:14 pm

kevin hash wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:28 pm Never liked them cuz it was all the emo dorks gateway drug so they could come pussify metal.
like at the gates and in flames, entombed etc

et al

:mrgreen:
cxwx
clown shaped void that used to be a human being
Posts: 4354
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

I really don’t appreciate how the singer of black dahlia murder looks like Johnathan Davis now.
“It is the bliss of childhood that we are being warped most when we know it the least.”-Gaddis
User avatar
kevin hash
DO THE DEW!
Posts: 1565
Joined: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:09 pm
Location: atlanta georgia

Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:12 pm yeah I always thought they were a breakdown screamo band or something. Any band with a 'girl name violence' name from that era got ignored.

Strangling Susan, Smashing Petunia, A Rose for my Exgfs Funeral, Gripping Alexa, The Death of My Romance, etc
Those bands and the bands with the non-sequitur statement type names.

beneath the tides
Autumn on ashes
So weep the bride
Upon Beginning
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE

:invcross: BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. :invcross:

my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
Jesus never gave me that bike!
Posts: 4403
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

FVBTVS wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:50 pm
kevin hash wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:28 pm Never liked them cuz it was all the emo dorks gateway drug so they could come pussify metal.
like at the gates and in flames, entombed etc

et al

:mrgreen:
Alright look... At the Gates and In Flames, I got sick of that overcompressed Metal Zone shit real quick... but you leave Entombed out of this shit. Those are some good songs those boys did.
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
Jesus never gave me that bike!
Posts: 4403
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

kevin hash wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 8:10 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:12 pm yeah I always thought they were a breakdown screamo band or something. Any band with a 'girl name violence' name from that era got ignored.

Strangling Susan, Smashing Petunia, A Rose for my Exgfs Funeral, Gripping Alexa, The Death of My Romance, etc
Those bands and the bands with the non-sequitur statement type names.

beneath the tides
Autumn on ashes
So weep the bride
Upon Beginning
Swashbuckle the Desert




I knew a guy who had a tattoo that said some words... they were a band he and his friends started right out of high school. Never recorded a song. Like 5 dudes somewhere in America have this non-band name tattooed on them... trying to remember exactly what it was, it was something like -

BREAKING AVALON
BRIDGES OF AVALON
ASHES OF AVALON

something like that

he was a cool guy though ngl
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 63231
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.

only the first ATG record is >90%. SotS has 71% - the FVBTI hath spoken



I could really use a support PM after all this BDM piling on

sure, they mostly suck and have a dumb name, but that album is fine

it had a mission and that mission was successful

much like Transformers 2007



in other news, no Pantera album has >90% on MA. Power Metal comes closest - 88%

Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
User avatar
Necrometer
crippled god of the universe
Posts: 63231
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:42 am
Location: Feelin' fine.

Image
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
featherboa
I'm not very smart.
Posts: 6181
Joined: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:17 pm

i'm one of those people that have no idea what black dahlia murder sounds like.
pretty cool book though.
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
User avatar
Geeheeb
Shit Stadium 4000
Posts: 23949
Joined: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:18 am
Location: Lansing, MI
Contact:

Mandie's cousin was in BDM
FVBTVS wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
Jesus never gave me that bike!
Posts: 4403
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

and her other cousin is in a relationship with that cousin and the other cousin cuts and dyes hair and thinks she's so great but she isnt and yesterday stacy said the other thing and i was so mad because remember last week when petunia said the same thing and stacy said stop saying that and I supported her?
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
User avatar
Eight Bit Alien
Jesus never gave me that bike!
Posts: 4403
Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:43 am

Image
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
cxwx
clown shaped void that used to be a human being
Posts: 4354
Joined: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:17 pm

Geeheeb wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 12:51 pm Mandie's cousin was in BDM
I vaguely remember her telling a story about someone’s mom buying one of them a shirt that was a youth medium and her telling the mom of whoever that it won’t fit him but she didn’t listen because she was mental ill (the mother).

That and part of Lord Drucifer’s gimmick was bitching about youth medium metalcore shirts.
“It is the bliss of childhood that we are being warped most when we know it the least.”-Gaddis
Post Reply