TIME TO TAKE A SHIT.

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kevin hash wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:05 pm
Had coffee for the first time in a few years.
Why did you stop? Why did you start back up? I find this fascinating. How did you take your coffee?
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:27 pm
kevin hash wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:05 pm
Had coffee for the first time in a few years.
Why did you stop? Why did you start back up? I find this fascinating. How did you take your coffee?
I was going overboard on caffeine so I held off. Then I realized a few years went by.

I had coffee because I missed the magic of a good coffee dump.
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10:43am.

Was sitting qt the new job and then it hit me like a ton of bricks.

The wrenching spasms of a good hot shit.

I raced home and could feel the poop starting to happen. Turd was exiting before buns hit seat. It is a massive shit. Turd felt endless. Now I'm sitting here letting my asshole spasm shut again.

Total gaper. Smells very putrid. Felt like excellence.

Shitting is the best.
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FYI that shit was taller than the water and took 6 flushes to go down.
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1:42pm

Didn't feel this one coming on.

Unnngghhhh. Feels hot and club shaped.

Quiet heated poots follow up.

Now for the ungjfhhhfjfh.....final chunk falls with a cute little splash.

Smells very poopy up in here right now.

Waiting for one last bubble gum wad to slide off the ol buttlips.

Life liberty and the pursuit of a good sexy shit.

Oh wait.....here comes.....ugughghhhhh an easy sliding overheated shit global.

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426pm

Sitting in my office....concentration totally shot.

Time to front myself a shit.

UGHFJFJFGGGGGGFFFGHHHHHHH

2 foot broiler slides out. Fuckin riddled with pockets of farts.

Reeks like rotten meat.

Pushing a lil extra bonus gumball out for good measure. Sneaky snake goes dancing.

Stomach tenses up as shit leaves my human form.

My ass is sizzly.

Will shit more when I get home.
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4:54pm

Unngggghhhhhjj.......girthy and lengthy coffee fueled poopoo anaconda slides out with ease.

This one was building to the point where there was no concentrating on my work.

Ripping wet bubbly farts. My bathroom smells like rotten new york steaks.

Here comes more....ughjjhhhhhh. soft serve chunk falls.

More farts.....not sure if there is more dumpage but it certainly feels like it.

Fuckin glorious!
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4:59pm

Here we go.

Uhhggghgjgghb. Kinda pokey on the front end but plenty of soft burning hot shit sliding out as I type.

Wet cakey sounding breakage as it glides into the pissy water.

Not a lot of smell....but the farts at the office were egged out like a motherfucker. More poop is coming out now....ugghgjghhhh.

Now the stink is hittin and it is making my dick tingle.

Shitting is a luxury item.
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