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Ross have you dipped your toe into Goldbelly?

I'm seriously debating whether to buy like four pizzas from Gino's East in Chicago and freeze them as part of my Strategic Pizza Reserve

There are plenty of other options there if you get a hankering for erstwhile-unattainable regional cuisine
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Got some dough from down the street and made a few homemade pies yesterday with mom's sauce, came out fuckin bangin :pizza:
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Necrometer wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:58 pm I'm sure your mountain of pizza wasn't one goddamned iota bad

i should have worded that a little better. i ordered pizza for 80 dollars. it was literally 2 pizzas and some wings
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I have literally 666 motherfucking unclicked work emails - kill me

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its been a bad fucking year for unread fucvking emails
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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maybe if we'd read the goddamned emails we wouldn't be in this mess
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I found a super quick way to de-hull bunches and bunches of black walnuts.
It's winter yet my garden is still growing parsley.
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bunches and bunches?
FVBTVS wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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bunches and bunches and lots of bunches
brobot wrote: "Some guy asked me if I was a robot...like a Relapse robot? I have no idea what he was talking about."
GLEN BENTON wrote: ONLY THING IS I LOOK AT THE GIRLS AT THE MOVIES, AND THERE BETWEEN 10 AND 14!
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it took me a month the get brave enough to do a flip on my trampoline i have
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I just left a lobster tail/shell in the compost at work and I'm worried that, if anyone pins this on me, I'll get a reputation



actual hbrag is that work has compost 8)
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ThePhillyExperiment wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:07 pm bunches and bunches and lots of bunches
its been MONTHS and you still haven't shared the walnut secret, motherfucker.
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Geeheeb wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 11:59 am
ThePhillyExperiment wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:07 pm bunches and bunches and lots of bunches
its been MONTHS and you still haven't shared the walnut secret, motherfucker.
Big drum, a drill and a paint mixing bit my dude.


I actually bought one of those weasel nut gatherers.

This makes it super easy to crack those suckers. (And just about the only way, really. Black walnuts are the best tasting nuts I've ever had. )
https://www.ebay.com/itm/174028724213?h ... SwRJhdenrN

And make some tincture while you're at it.
https://practicalselfreliance.com/black ... -tincture/
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LOSING MY MIND over people's general inability to put together a respectable CV / cover letter
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I have been forced to say okay to a shocking number of applicants with @aol emails
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