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Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:59 am
by Toilet Fleet
Ross have you dipped your toe into Goldbelly?

I'm seriously debating whether to buy like four pizzas from Gino's East in Chicago and freeze them as part of my Strategic Pizza Reserve

There are plenty of other options there if you get a hankering for erstwhile-unattainable regional cuisine

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:21 am
by hipster holocaust
Got some dough from down the street and made a few homemade pies yesterday with mom's sauce, came out fuckin bangin :pizza:

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:23 am
by ghost boner
Necrometer wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:58 pm I'm sure your mountain of pizza wasn't one goddamned iota bad

i should have worded that a little better. i ordered pizza for 80 dollars. it was literally 2 pizzas and some wings

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:06 pm
by Necrometer
I have literally 666 motherfucking unclicked work emails - kill me

x-post manifestations of the number of the beast

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:14 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
its been a bad fucking year for unread fucvking emails

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 7:19 pm
by Necrometer
maybe if we'd read the goddamned emails we wouldn't be in this mess

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 5:18 pm
by Geeheeb
The highest I ever got to was 421

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2020 6:44 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
I found a super quick way to de-hull bunches and bunches of black walnuts.
It's winter yet my garden is still growing parsley.

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:39 pm
by Geeheeb
bunches and bunches?

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:07 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
bunches and bunches and lots of bunches

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 1:55 pm
by Geeheeb
woah

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:03 pm
by cxwx

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:17 pm
by featherboa
it took me a month the get brave enough to do a flip on my trampoline i have

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 2:23 pm
by Necrometer
I just left a lobster tail/shell in the compost at work and I'm worried that, if anyone pins this on me, I'll get a reputation



actual hbrag is that work has compost 8)

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 11:59 am
by Geeheeb
ThePhillyExperiment wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:07 pm bunches and bunches and lots of bunches
its been MONTHS and you still haven't shared the walnut secret, motherfucker.

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 8:14 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Geeheeb wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 11:59 am
ThePhillyExperiment wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:07 pm bunches and bunches and lots of bunches
its been MONTHS and you still haven't shared the walnut secret, motherfucker.
Big drum, a drill and a paint mixing bit my dude.


I actually bought one of those weasel nut gatherers.

This makes it super easy to crack those suckers. (And just about the only way, really. Black walnuts are the best tasting nuts I've ever had. )
https://www.ebay.com/itm/174028724213?h ... SwRJhdenrN

And make some tincture while you're at it.
https://practicalselfreliance.com/black ... -tincture/

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:38 pm
by Necrometer
LOSING MY MIND over people's general inability to put together a respectable CV / cover letter

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:25 pm
by Geeheeb
I have been forced to say okay to a shocking number of applicants with @aol emails

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:57 am
by cxwx
I fixed a pair of broken hedge clippers today and felt slightly superior for being a gen-X loser as opposed to a millennial for half a second.

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 1:20 am
by cxwx


I convinced Marc Nash to read “His Name Was Death”

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:27 pm
by Necrometer
I need some sort of spam filter to triage any emails about funding opportunities involving less than $100,000 in research support :ax:

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:36 pm
by cxwx
Jason from
SUPPRESSION drawing art work for one of my stupid one persons bands

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2022 11:04 am
by FVBTVS
successfully conducted a minor self surgery on my right eye lid to remove an annoying growth :tup2:

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2022 12:23 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Jesus christ dude

Re: humblebrag thread

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2022 4:30 pm
by FVBTVS
No joke if anyone needs anything in the way of minor surgery, things sliced off or removed I'm your guy