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cxwx
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Can you explain what is going on here?

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MPD
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lets talk about the shittier aspects of the boards history.
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MPD wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:55 pm
lets talk about the shittier aspects of the boards history.
We lost contact with the softball forum.
Zerohero wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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I got out of work at 11am or so, and I was on my bike. Literally the second I get out of the parking lot I see DLF walking on the side walk with his headphones on, wearing his poser "battle jacket", full of patches of bands he probably doesn't listen to.

I ride next to him for a second, he looks at me and immediately turns his head in shame and keeps walking. I was thinking, what a pussy. I had shit to do after work, I rode on. No big deal.

I went shopping at Target, Tops and I was going to stop at Popeyes for chicken since I haven't ate yet. I've been awake since 4am at this point.

I get out of Popeyes and I get the 9 piece for $12 deal. More chicken than I needed at the time but I was going to use the rest for dinner later.

I decided to go the longer way home because there's less traffic. As I turn down the street I was head towards, who do I see again? Fucking DLF again. This time I wanted to talk to him.

So I turned around, I ride up behind him. He had his headphones on so he didn't notice me. So I tapped on his shoulder to get his attention. He turns around and nearly has a heart attack. It was hilarious.

He asks "what do you want?". I was like, dude, I got all of this chicken, do you want some? Hes like "no...?" He's very confused at this point, grabbing his phone as fast as his sausage fingers can.

I kept saying "I'm trying to be nice, and I have all of this chicken, are you sure you don't want any?". He declines again.

This is where the video starts at this point. It's nearly been ten years and this is the first time I ever seen DLF in public, so I had to a wellness check.
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I don’t eat meat anymore and I’m not turning down free sidewalk Popeye’s; how is he also a poser at being morbidly obese
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He needs help. GoPro was stolen. Maybe Dweyer can move in with him.
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damn he called you homeless looking
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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thats fine. i own my home and he lives off the government.
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take away cw's thread making ability
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zombiehead wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 4:59 pm
thats fine. i own my home and he lives off the government.
I saw that comment

Wearing a jacket and a hat in cold weather = looks homeless to him?
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i went to work at 4 am that morning, and it was cold as balls.
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hit me with the bike specs!
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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I can't find the specs but it's a Felt fixie. I've had it for about 4 years now. It's my main bike. I use it every day. Never had a flat or needed a tune up. Its solid. (I did replace the front wheel because I accidently fucked it up with a bottle of pop)

This is it
https://www.usedvictoria.com/classified ... 14273.lite?
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FVBTVS wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:15 pm
take away cw's thread making ability
:lol: :lol: I actually thought this was a good one
Zerohero wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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Eight Bit Alien wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:46 pm
FVBTVS wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:15 pm
take away cw's thread making ability
:lol: :lol: I actually thought this was a good one
The threads popin’. Why don’t you two go fuck yourselves.
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:lol: I'm on your side this time!! I'm not an evil man :lol:
Zerohero wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
cxwx
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I misconstrued your reply.

I’m just depressed no one ever offered me free chicken when I was waiting for the bus.
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FVBTVS wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:15 pm
take away cw's thread making ability
Dude come on. I'm literally fucking crying right now :lol:
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Popeye's for lunch and dinner!?!?Only zombiehead...
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zombiehead wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:42 pm
I can't find the specs but it's a Felt fixie. I've had it for about 4 years now. It's my main bike. I use it every day. Never had a flat or needed a tune up. Its solid. (I did replace the front wheel because I accidently fucked it up with a bottle of pop)

This is it
https://www.usedvictoria.com/classified ... 14273.lite?
cool! felt is good stuff. didn't know you say also say pop there
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pm
from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Toilet Fleet wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:11 pm
I don’t eat meat anymore and I’m not turning down free sidewalk Popeye’s; how is he also a poser at being morbidly obese
He said he was a poser for having band patches on his jacket of bands that he probably doesn’t listen to.
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the awesome Assassin wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:11 pm
Popeye's for lunch and dinner!?!?Only zombiehead...
I used the breast meat for a rice dish
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Geeheeb wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:50 pm
zombiehead wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:42 pm
I can't find the specs but it's a Felt fixie. I've had it for about 4 years now. It's my main bike. I use it every day. Never had a flat or needed a tune up. Its solid. (I did replace the front wheel because I accidently fucked it up with a bottle of pop)

This is it
https://www.usedvictoria.com/classified ... 14273.lite?
cool! felt is good stuff. didn't know you say also say pop there
Im from Ohio but I still think everyone calls it pop here.

I went to Georgia once and they called everything Coke.
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the awesome Assassin wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:11 pm
Popeye's for lunch and dinner!?!?Only zombiehead...
Yes..

Solely Zombiehead on this forum would do such a thing......

😶............
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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cxwx wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:17 pm
Toilet Fleet wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:11 pm
I don’t eat meat anymore and I’m not turning down free sidewalk Popeye’s; how is he also a poser at being morbidly obese
He said he was a poser for having band patches on his jacket of bands that he probably doesn’t listen to.
Thank you for misreading what I wrote
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