He does have a pretty big dick all things considered.
All these phony Christians end up jizzing all over everything.
Hello pud.....its me again.
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 11:14 pm
by kevin hash
Horny Wars...The Pudishment Due"
Pee pee will spill swimmers
Spilling jizz across the sheets
Jizzing for the youngins
Dave won't understand
Fools like me who cruise for teens
And cum in underpants
Shoot white pee she's not 18
Need more lotion for my hand
Undies that are divided
Surely will not stand
My cock and face on vid disgraced
Hot foolish grooming plans
The load is near, drips off my spear
Part of the master plan
Don't tell your friends
It might be on loudwire and blabs
Horny wars
Up on my hotel bed as the
Beating off scholar
Fist grips my meat with lustiness
Testes bang, uphold the load
Up on my glans, pre cum
Out to piss some more
Down in my fruities Im hornier-than-thou
Could-be-ejector of ropes
Wage the war on organized marriage
Sneak attacks, tears drown my wife
Behind the lawyer
Some people risk to ejaculate
Some people live to divorce me
Either way I explain no blame
I killed my marriage and my job
Dave will no longer enslave me
First mistake, last mistake
Paid by the loads to spray on all the teens
Next mistake, Go for the jail
Fill her hairless crack with penile granite
Because I don't spray it, don't mean I ain't storing it
Next thing you know, the film will be on twitter
I know what I said now I must wash my sheets
Of the overloads and the blast of pervy jizzings
Pervy jizzings bridal killings, divorcings, alimonies white pissing
Next thing you know they'll take my bass guitar away
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 12:25 am
by cxwx
kevin hash wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 11:14 pm
Horny Wars...The Pudishment Due"
Pee pee will spill swimmers
Spilling jizz across the sheets
Jizzing for the youngins
Dave won't understand
Fools like me who cruise for teens
And cum in underpants
Shoot white pee she's not 18
Need more lotion for my hand
Undies that are divided
Surely will not stand
My cock and face on vid disgraced
Hot foolish grooming plans
The load is near, drips off my spear
Part of the master plan
Don't tell your friends
It might be on loudwire and blabs
Horny wars
Up on my hotel bed as the
Beating off scholar
Fist grips my meat with lustiness
Testes bang, uphold the load
Up on my glans, pre cum
Out to piss some more
Down in my fruities Im hornier-than-thou
Could-be-ejector of ropes
Wage the war on organized marriage
Sneak attacks, tears drown my wife
Behind the lawyer
Some people risk to ejaculate
Some people live to divorce me
Either way I explain no blame
I killed my marriage and my job
Dave will no longer enslave me
First mistake, last mistake
Paid by the loads to spray on all the teens
Next mistake, Go for the jail
Fill her hairless crack with penile granite
Because I don't spray it, don't mean I ain't storing it
Next thing you know, the film will be on twitter
I know what I said now I must wash my sheets
Of the overloads and the blast of pervy jizzings
Pervy jizzings bridal killings, divorcings, alimonies white pissing
Next thing you know they'll take my bass guitar away
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 12:25 am
by cxwx
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 6:41 am
by godofdeadlydeath
Did Mustaine fire him again yet? I'm betting that happens by end of week.
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 9:23 am
by Eight Bit Alien
They released a statement which reads to me like "lets wait and see if this story gets any worse"
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 9:24 am
by cxwx
kevin hash wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 10:52 pm
He does have a pretty big dick all things considered.
That was a Peter North sized money shot.
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 10:46 am
by godofdeadlydeath
Mustaine's wife: "Dave, turn that off. I want to watch the news."
Mustaine, watching the Ellefson jacking videos: "This IS the news."
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 10:50 am
by Eight Bit Alien
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 12:24 pm
by kevin hash
Wake Up Dickhead
I sneak in my own pants
It's four in the morning,
I had too much lotion to use
Whipped out my frank and beans
I creep in to hotel room
Start filming my hands
Groping my meatpipe
I'll wake up dickhead
I wonder, will she post this
About the other, other lover,
Reddit
Wake up dickhead you jizz
Wake up dickhead, and divorced
Wake up dickhead, you're fired
Wake up dickhead
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 1:41 pm
by chrisinLA
kevin hash wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 12:24 pm
Wake Up Dickhead
I sneak in my own pants
It's four in the morning,
I had too much lotion to use
Whipped out my frank and beans
I creep in to hotel room
Start filming my hands
Groping my meatpipe
I'll wake up dickhead
I wonder, will she post this
About the other, other lover,
Reddit
Wake up dickhead you jizz
Wake up dickhead, and divorced
Wake up dickhead, you're fired
Wake up dickhead
one mastur ....bator ... 5 magics,
Sorry I'm too untalented to make complete lyrics for it. But it does have the necessary bass line...
????
"Give me Alchemy ... sausagology, give me drink white pee, fuck her with her knees..."
I dunno. I suck at this...
"He who lives by the pork sword, shall surely die by the pork sword"
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 1:47 pm
by godofdeadlydeath
oh my god I'm fucking cracking up
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 3:02 pm
by Zerohero
what is "grooming" .... I mean besides getting a shower n combing yerhair n' stuff.
Anyway, I guess as long as the baby jesus told him it was ok, it must be ok.
more importantly, does having good bass chops give ya better self ding dong skills?
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 4:02 pm
by kevin hash
Zerohero wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 3:02 pm
what is "grooming" .... I mean besides getting a shower n combing yerhair n' stuff.
Anyway, I guess as long as the baby jesus told him it was ok, it must be ok.
more importantly, does having good bass chops give ya better self ding dong skills?
Strumming the big open E.
Grooming means old dudes talking young sluts into doing sexies.
Zerohero wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 3:02 pm
what is "grooming" .... I mean besides getting a shower n combing yerhair n' stuff.
Anyway, I guess as long as the baby jesus told him it was ok, it must be ok.
more importantly, does having good bass chops give ya better self ding dong skills?
Strumming the big open E.
Grooming means old dudes talking young sluts into doing sexies.
think of the children if you use slap bass and hit his ballsack
Re: Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 4:29 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Ellefson vehemently denied the allegations, releasing his own statement in which he referred to the leaked material as “private, adult interactions that were taken out of context and manipulated to inflict maximum damage to my reputation my career and family."
The rocker’s statement was accompanied by a screenshot that appeared to be from the woman with whom he had the adult interaction. In her message, the woman stated that she “was the one to initiate” the video calls, adding that she was “always a consenting adult” and “never” underage.
So it goes like this I guess
1. Life-destroying embarrassing images leaked -> Girl was underage -> good, because why should a pedo live comfortably
2. Life-destroying embarrassing images leaked -> Girl was of age-> Guy's life is ruined for no good reason, decent people say and do absolutely nothing. Collective cowardice accommodates further decline into a fucking nightmare version of reality which cannot facilitate virtue.
I'm glad the early part of my life is over, because if I had a brand new moral compass in need of calibration, I think I'd rather throw it down a fucking well than try to find magnetic north in this cursed fucking world. It's nothing but animals wearing human masks, and the noises they make.