Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss

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cxwx wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 3:38 pm How did Jerry Lee Lewis avoid getting lynched?
Because he's jerry Lee fuckin lewis.
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Bc nowadays pussy pederasts dont ding a ding dang their dang a long ling longs.
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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Dave Ellefson has tits like Greg the hammer Valentine which makes him prey for the feds.
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I reminded now of a shoot interview where Greg would describe blading as a cum shot and calls other wrestlers fat fucks.
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Boomer Dave trying to be internet horny without getting in trouble

Myah
Whaddaya mean you didn't get my message?
Maybe you just don't 'get' the message...
Whaddaya mean it got posted to my wall?
How can my internet be 'in public', anyhow...?
Whaddaya mean I sent it to your brother by accident?
What's so "direct" about DMs, anyway....
Whaddaya mean I wrote it all in the subject field?
I'm just not a 'computer person'

I got a new phone
I had to wait in line
Darn thing better work this time


Myah
Whaddaya mean you didn't see my penis?
I sent it on the tiktok, didn't I?
Whaddaya mean you've got 12 missed calls from a number you don't recognize?
You never pick up the phone when I'm calling...
Whaddaya mean 'across state lines' makes it worse?
Are you making some kind of... 'statement'?
Whaddaya mean you didn't get the last video I sent you?
Then who've I been sending these to, anyhow...


Miss
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(no no no no)
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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As predicted, Ellefson got fired (again).

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Hardly surprising.

Sweating JIZZUM!!!!
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 1:16 pm Boomer Dave trying to be internet horny without getting in trouble

Myah
Whaddaya mean you didn't get my message?
Maybe you just don't 'get' the message...
Whaddaya mean it got posted to my wall?
How can my internet be 'in public', anyhow...?
Whaddaya mean I sent it to your brother by accident?
What's so "direct" about DMs, anyway....
Whaddaya mean I wrote it all in the subject field?
I'm just not a 'computer person'

I got a new phone
I had to wait in line
Darn thing better work this time


Myah
Whaddaya mean you didn't see my penis?
I sent it on the tiktok, didn't I?
Whaddaya mean you've got 12 missed calls from a number you don't recognize?
You never pick up the phone when I'm calling...
Whaddaya mean 'across state lines' makes it worse?
Are you making some kind of... 'statement'?
Whaddaya mean you didn't get the last video I sent you?
Then who've I been sending these to, anyhow...


Miss
Miss spelled
Miss
Miss spelled
My wife's e-mail
Miss spelled
My wife's e-mail
Miss spelled
My wife's e-mail
Miss spelled
My wife's e-mail

(no no no no)
This might be my favorite thing on the board in years
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:brokenheart: :tup:
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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yeah james, thank you

you put a silver lining on this BULLSHIT

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Now Dave can focus on being a pastor which means more sperm rocketing out of his pisser.
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Necrometer wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 4:28 pm yeah james, thank you

you put a silver lining on this BULLSHIT

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chrisinLA wrote: Tue May 25, 2021 8:53 pm



Hey KuntKa, do you know this bitch?



Sounds like some movie plot you’d come up with. Film her blowing Ellefson in the slammer while he plays the prison pastor, then she runs him over while she’s on parole and the car she’s in has an ad wrap on it for porn token.
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… What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to
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I ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU ASTHMATIC RETARD!!!!!!
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TORNADO OF JIZZ

THIS MORNING I BEAT MY COCK
THE ONE THAT GETS ME OFF
LOOKING DOWN I WANTED TO CRY
BUT DAMN IT MY BALLS WENT DRY

NOT FOR THE MONEY
NOT FOR THE FAME
BUT FOR THE YOUNG COOCH
I LOST MY GIG

NOW I'M UNSAFE IN THE EYE OF THE TORNADO
I LOST MY JOB ON BASS, JUST TO LET MY LOAD BLOW
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"Jizzes In Your Mouth"

People have hard peckers from blowing heavy loads
And the bassist masturbates them, lube drips off the chode
Unemployment paid for lawyer revenge porn I filmed my balls
Divorce papers are piled up along the spermy wall

Swollen cock like metal, turning texts and plicks to loads
Relearn words of the Bible, I'll need a new fuckin job
Ropes and wet puddles of cum that has been sprayed
Dave, that crooked schemer, says the peen shall rise again

Where does he jam from here?
And should megadeth really care?
The end is finally here
God damn penis

Now he's rewritten history
The one thing he found out
Sweet taste of teen poontang
It puts jizzes in your mouth

Where does he jam from here?
And should megadeth really care?
The end is finally here
God damned peepee

If you're jacking on cam
It's okay to piss white
There's no answer to your question
How old are you really?

Where do detectives go from here?
God damned penis

Spermy spermy spermy spermy
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I posted all your Megadeth parody lyrics in my Facebook group http://muchmetal.com
If you want you can join the group. I did a lot of Ellefson parodies recently. I also post a lot of beavis and butthead clips.
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