I have been eating plant based and I have a recommendation

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these "just eggs" made out of mung beans are honestly better than actual eggs

plus you don't feel like a goddamn komodo dragon gnawing on embryo

they're honestly so fucking good with some spice flakes or hot sauce

try it

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bro, my father has been vegan for five years, I've now fully gotten into it because of ethical reasons

those liquid mung beans are legitimately better than real eggs

it might not change the world but I guarantee people will like if they try
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Eggs are total garbage and I refuse to believe anyone really likes them. Everything is better than real eggs.
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It's a little funny that I'm eating scrambled eggs with bacon as I'm reading this.

Anyway, I don't understand these substitute foods. I really don't have a problem with veganism and I understand why some people get preachy about it, but either eat animal products or don't, and you're not going to get me on your team by telling me these beans "taste just like eggs". Maybe they're good, I don't know, haven't tried them. But they're beans.
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spacehamster wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 2:28 am Anyway, I don't understand these substitute foods. I really don't have a problem with veganism and I understand why some people get preachy about it, but either eat animal products or don't
lol wut. Meat and eggs are fucking delicious, but I don't want to buy them due to ethics'n shit. Many substitute foods are fucking delicious, too... simple really
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THE KILL wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 9:06 am
lol wut. Meat and eggs are fucking delicious, but I don't want to buy them due to ethics'n shit. Many substitute foods are fucking delicious, too... simple really
I've had some meat substitutes that tasted pretty okay, they just didn't taste like meat. I mean, eat what you want, I just don't understand it.
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spacehamster wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:52 am
THE KILL wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 9:06 am
lol wut. Meat and eggs are fucking delicious, but I don't want to buy them due to ethics'n shit. Many substitute foods are fucking delicious, too... simple really
I've had some meat substitutes that tasted pretty okay, they just didn't taste like meat. I mean, eat what you want, I just don't understand it.
Oh I wasn't implying that you're criticising it, I just think it's obvious that most people eat meat substitutes because they like the taste... have you tried those pea-protein based burgers? There are several types of "chicken" nuggets that I actually prefer to the real thing. I'm really looking forward to checking out the egg substitute, if there's one non-vegan dish I miss it's scrambled eggs.
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Man, I'd kill for a cheese omelette right now....
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I’ve been eating a lot these lately, even though it’s something a little kid would eat. ( mainly because it’s the only way I can fry an egg with out burning it )
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Jesus.Fucking.Christ. wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 7:07 am If you want to be grossed out eating eggs ever again watch the scene where VM Varga from Fargo is chowing down fried eggs and then pukes over and over again while looking at giant jpegs of his teeth.
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I make a Just Egg and Beyond Sausage breakfast sandwich most mornings and they're tremendous
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not really my thing but glad it exists bc

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I understand it... (except for the part about real eggs don't taste good. You must not be cookin' em up right.)

Either way will have to try Mung Bean Demon Eggs... ne'er heard of 'em. How much are them there fancy bean eggs?

I can score a dozen eggie weggs for only a buck or at most 1.59. If these taste good and compete in price I can get onboard.
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Chad wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:43 am plus you don't feel like a goddamn komodo dragon gnawing on embryo
What am I supposed to feel like sucking bean shit out of a refined-petroleum plastic tube?
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Fucking dystopian soylent green bullshit
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Organic sex is just so barbaric, and helped to normalize rape culture in the past... very problematic. My wife and I used a publicly-owned 3D printer to manufacture our baby, thank you very much.
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BUT THE KOMODO DRAGONS ARE STILL THEMSELVES ~*

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I truly don't understand why someone wouldn't want to remove animal products from their Intake...

it makes fucking zero sense...most brutal grinding factories, fueling disease and demand...easy to remove from your diet

the idea that animal product is needed for your nutrition is pure propaganda

in my mind, I link the world economic system with my eating system

i seriously cannot eat chicken anymore after watching conveyor belts...same with cattle abuse
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Chad wrote: Fri Jun 25, 2021 4:03 pm I truly don't understand why someone wouldn't want to remove animal products from their Intake...

it makes fucking zero sense...most brutal grinding factories, fueling disease and demand...easy to remove from your diet

the idea that animal product is needed for your nutrition is pure propaganda

in my mind, I link the world economic system with my eating system

i seriously cannot eat chicken anymore after watching conveyor belts...same with cattle abuse
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Fri Jun 18, 2021 1:22 pm
Chad wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:43 am plus you don't feel like a goddamn komodo dragon gnawing on embryo
What am I supposed to feel like sucking bean shit out of a refined-petroleum plastic tube?

This made me laugh so hard, thank you,

I still wanna try the bean eggs. :pizza:
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