There's a phrase i can never type

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Obscene phrases occur in my thoughts all of the time. Like the good stuff our man Bungvox cooks up.

Often when im sitting in front of an open document or web browser, inbetween work or meaningful use of the technology, ill reflexively jot out one of my obscene phrases and then delete it. Odd little tick.

Fuckfuck fuckfuck
Soggy bottom boys
Jizzlicker

There's a phrase that's been in my head almost every day for at least 15 years. Almost every time i use a computer, this combination of words is dancing inside my mind for a moment.

If i ever typed it into a search engine, browser, or online form-box, id be scared of legal consequences. Like im positive id wind up on a list somewhere. Cop knock "what were you searching for on google kid?"

Nobody knows my phrase and i dont know what happens when you type it. I might die with this secret.
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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I saw my grandmother's cunt while she was on her deathbed.
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Strangling an infant to make prick tingle.
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I finished nowhere near your wife's mouth. the next day we had a brief, respectful discussion about good and bad sugars.
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I used to work with a guy who thought the Cannibal Corpse song DORMANT BODIES BURSTING said “don’t eat Molly’s pussy”
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J o a b f

Thats all i can type

Dont guess or we will all get in trouble

Its not worth it
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Dont type guesses

We'll go 2 jail
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Joan of Arc burned fast (butt fucked)
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Dutko type guesses.

Jack off and beat feet.
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