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There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 8:20 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Obscene phrases occur in my thoughts all of the time. Like the good stuff our man Bungvox cooks up.

Often when im sitting in front of an open document or web browser, inbetween work or meaningful use of the technology, ill reflexively jot out one of my obscene phrases and then delete it. Odd little tick.

Fuckfuck fuckfuck
Soggy bottom boys
Jizzlicker

There's a phrase that's been in my head almost every day for at least 15 years. Almost every time i use a computer, this combination of words is dancing inside my mind for a moment.

If i ever typed it into a search engine, browser, or online form-box, id be scared of legal consequences. Like im positive id wind up on a list somewhere. Cop knock "what were you searching for on google kid?"

Nobody knows my phrase and i dont know what happens when you type it. I might die with this secret.

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 9:58 pm
by kevin hash
I saw my grandmother's cunt while she was on her deathbed.

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:01 pm
by MPD
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:27 pm
by kevin hash
Strangling an infant to make prick tingle.

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:30 pm
by MPD
I finished nowhere near your wife's mouth. the next day we had a brief, respectful discussion about good and bad sugars.

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:33 pm
by cxwx
I used to work with a guy who thought the Cannibal Corpse song DORMANT BODIES BURSTING said “don’t eat Molly’s pussy”

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 10:35 pm
by MPD
runway model with the trots clenching

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2021 11:45 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
J o a b f

Thats all i can type

Dont guess or we will all get in trouble

Its not worth it

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 3:06 pm
by kevin hash
Jofa over-excited about baby fuck.

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 4:53 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Dont type guesses

We'll go 2 jail

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 5:36 pm
by cxwx
Joan of Arc burned fast (butt fucked)

Re: There's a phrase i can never type

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 9:35 pm
by kevin hash
Dutko type guesses.

Jack off and beat feet.