I Have a Bone to Pick With You People

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The number 5 is way cooler than the number 3. Other than that… Vampires? What up with that? If you drink blood from a dude? Is that gay? But a male wolf will eat a male sheep. Do humans have a double standard? My dog is a werewolf from Long Island but she just eats the meats she eats. We don’t know which meat has a ding-dong or not. Now, I don’t want to eat a ding-dong. Reminds me of Geoff. Any how. I don’t like talking chairs
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I think it depends on what kind of vampire
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have you been drinking again mate
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So this is what White Claw drunk looks like.
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Do vampires like cum?
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kevin hash wrote: Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:03 pm Do vampires like cum?
Wait now. Would a vampire eat chum?
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Could a gay vampire hypnotize and seduce a totally straight dude? Like you go down to Dracula's castle and you realize his harem of brides are all attractive young boys from the villiage who weren't ever into dudes before, and you realize Dracula maybe has the power to induce bisexual servitude as well as turn into a bat.

Why isn't there a Dracula movie about that eh? Scare the fucking shit out of every bicurious repressor. That fucking media cycle would be HILARIOUS. Tucker Carlson screaming about DRACULA MOVIES TURNING OUR BOYS GAY, all the chicks on The View having absolutely no idea what stance to take, a bunch of shrieking harpies on Twitter still finding something to complain about (DEPICTING HOMOSEXUAL IMMORTAL MONSTERS AS PREDATORY IS AN OLD AND HARMFUL TROPE)
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The lady vampire in “The Secrets Of Summer” likes bloody cum but I’m not sure if that counts
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I have a bone to plick with you.
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