Suggest songs Jimmer Buffett forgot to write...

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Zerohero
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'scuse me cuz i don't think enough of him to get his name right; and I admit I only know three songs.....
but notable his stock formula seems pick something generally appealing that everyone enjoys: Margarita (a tasty drink even chicks dig it), a cheeseburger (fat salt and savory..hard to fuck it up, and even if fucked up a little add cheese), and the ever popular sport "screwin' "

here goes.....

Taking a dump in Heaven

Craft Beerland

Why don't we watch porn and jerk off?


ok...now your turn you cats are sure to knock this softball outta here..... 1, 2 ,3, 4,...GO!
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Didn’t we just have this thread?
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Bitch Goin Crazy
The Captain And The Cunt
Big Rig, Small Prick
Her Tits Defy Gravity
Havana Dipsetin’
Pinche’s
Something Smells Feminine About Minge
Kicked In The Balls, Breaking Wind
Doing Shrooms, In This Motel Room
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Round The Islands
Sweet Summer Nights
I Was A Sailor
Have Another Round
Scallywags
She's Got Me Walking the Plank
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE

:invcross: BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. :invcross:

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Hot Dog In Heaven
Pirate's Booty
Sexy Shark

While we're on the subject, Club Dread is not a great movie, but Bill Paxton's Jimmy Buffet character Coconut Pete was the best part.

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Caribbean Sunset
Sweet Lil Coconut
Swashbuckling Love Affair
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