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Suggest songs Jimmer Buffett forgot to write...

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 6:17 pm
by Zerohero
'scuse me cuz i don't think enough of him to get his name right; and I admit I only know three songs.....
but notable his stock formula seems pick something generally appealing that everyone enjoys: Margarita (a tasty drink even chicks dig it), a cheeseburger (fat salt and savory..hard to fuck it up, and even if fucked up a little add cheese), and the ever popular sport "screwin' "

here goes.....

Taking a dump in Heaven

Craft Beerland

Why don't we watch porn and jerk off?


ok...now your turn you cats are sure to knock this softball outta here..... 1, 2 ,3, 4,...GO!

Re: Suggest songs Jimmer Buffett forgot to write...

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:36 pm
by cxwx
Didn’t we just have this thread?

Re: Suggest songs Jimmer Buffett forgot to write...

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 8:40 pm
by cxwx
My Ass Hurts, My Finger Stinks, And I Don’t Love Kina Ram

Re: Suggest songs Jimmer Buffett forgot to write...

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 9:01 pm
by cxwx
Bitch Goin Crazy
The Captain And The Cunt
Big Rig, Small Prick
Her Tits Defy Gravity
Havana Dipsetin’
Pinche’s
Something Smells Feminine About Minge
Kicked In The Balls, Breaking Wind
Doing Shrooms, In This Motel Room

Re: Suggest songs Jimmer Buffett forgot to write...

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 9:15 pm
by kevin hash
Round The Islands
Sweet Summer Nights
I Was A Sailor
Have Another Round
Scallywags
She's Got Me Walking the Plank

Re: Suggest songs Jimmer Buffett forgot to write...

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:34 am
by godofdeadlydeath
Hot Dog In Heaven
Pirate's Booty
Sexy Shark

While we're on the subject, Club Dread is not a great movie, but Bill Paxton's Jimmy Buffet character Coconut Pete was the best part.


Re: Suggest songs Jimmer Buffett forgot to write...

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 12:03 am
by kevin hash
Caribbean Sunset
Sweet Lil Coconut
Swashbuckling Love Affair