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Eight Bit Alien
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LEAKS
DRY ROTS
FUCKIN WILD ANIMALS

KNOWING THE WORD 'GABLE' IS RETARDED

PROPERTY TAX
OIL CHANGE
NOT CALLING BACK
GAY FLOOR
RETARDED BASEMENT
OLD PEOPLE MEDICINE UNDER THE RUG



TORNADOES DOWN THE FUCKING STREET

FIFTY DOLLARS
A HUNDRED DOLLARS
TWENTY FIVE DOLLARS
TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS

FUCK YOU RONALD REAGAN
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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ALL I EVER NEEDED WAS A DIRTY HOLE TO WATCH DRACULA MOVIES
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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Do you own the Dracula movies?
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what a homowner
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The Bill wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 2:46 pm Do you own the Dracula movies?
I own like 12 on vhs and the rest are shit i stole on a hard drive
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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alternatively, all the shit in my house is broken/gross and there's zero chance of it every getting fixed, and i can be evicted at any time.
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:18 pm
The Bill wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 2:46 pm Do you own the Dracula movies?
I own like 12 on vhs and the rest are shit i stole on a hard drive
Oh yeah, well fuck owning Dracula 2000 and Dracula, Dead and Loving it.

I never actually saw Dracula 2000.
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oh so yo uwant to share toohtbrush?
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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featherboa wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:38 pm alternatively, all the shit in my house is broken/gross and there's zero chance of it every getting fixed, and i can be evicted at any time.
Been there bro. Just saying don't try to improve anything I guess, just enjoy all the trash and destruction and crust possums and grindcoons
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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The Bill wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:20 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:18 pm
The Bill wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 2:46 pm Do you own the Dracula movies?
I own like 12 on vhs and the rest are shit i stole on a hard drive
Oh yeah, well fuck owning Dracula 2000 and Dracula, Dead and Loving it.

I never actually saw Dracula 2000.
It sucks. Im pretty sure every Dracula movie made from like 97-2006 was under a curse and sucks, dunno why
Zerohero wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 7:51 pm
The Bill wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:20 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:18 pm
The Bill wrote: Tue Sep 21, 2021 2:46 pm Do you own the Dracula movies?
I own like 12 on vhs and the rest are shit i stole on a hard drive
Oh yeah, well fuck owning Dracula 2000 and Dracula, Dead and Loving it.

I never actually saw Dracula 2000.
It sucks.
:awesome:
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