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I know you don't drink but man it sounds like you've been getting into the sauce writing these. Unless I'm just an idiot, which I am, none of these make any sense!
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Of course. That was for my boy bungy
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how did the little girl get to school

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On the other hand, james has been absolutely killing me with the nonsense ones
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WHAT did the catholic priest do

THREW HER DOWN THE STAIRS
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HOW MANY JEWS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A GAY

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8 BLACK GUYS WALK INTO A BAR

THEYRE ALL DEAD
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WHY IS MISSIONARY THE BEST FUCK POSITION

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A MEXICAN EATS SPICY FOOD

CAUSE ITS DELICIOUS
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WHY DO YOU ORDER BURGER KING

CAUSE YOU KILLED THE PROM QUEEN
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ghost boner wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:49 pm I know you don't drink but man it sounds like you've been getting into the sauce writing these. Unless I'm just an idiot, which I am, none of these make any sense!
No booze over here brother.

Speaking of which:

How much PBR does it take to get Dave Vincent drunk?

10....1 for pazuzu and 9 for
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kevin hash wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 7:50 pm
ghost boner wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 5:49 pm I know you don't drink but man it sounds like you've been getting into the sauce writing these. Unless I'm just an idiot, which I am, none of these make any sense!
No booze over here brother.

Speaking of which:

How much PBR does it take to get Dave Vincent drunk?

10....1 for pazuzu and 9 for
Ia iak sakkakh iak sakkakth
Ia shaxul
Ia kingu ia cthulu ia azbul
Ia azabua
Reminds me of that old Grimoire Of Exalted Deeds where he told Mr Vincent “Davie Davie Davie, will you dip thy head in gravy?”
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Aaahhahaha verno
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WHY DID THE FAGGOT CROSS THE ROAD

HEINRICH HIMMLER
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WHEN SHOULD A WOMAN SHUT UP

ALL NIGGERS STEAL CARS
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A BLACK GUY GOT A JOB

IT WASNT GOOD
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Guy from 1912:

TITANIC JOKE
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WHY DID THE WATER BUFFALO CROSS THE ROAD

BECAUSE ITS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE TURKEY WHERE THEY DONT CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING
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What's the difference between a shark and a Jewish mother?

Pubes.
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How you spell relief?

Hitler.
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Remember in 2005 Chuck Norris walked down a street with an erection and there were no survivors
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Remember when yo mamas so hairy her armpit look like she got don king in a headlock
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