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What do lesbians cook for dinner?

Nothing, they eat out.
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hipster holocaust wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 4:55 pm Why can’t Stevie Wonder read?

Because he’s black
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hipster holocaust wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 5:11 pm How come Italians wear gold chains?

So they know how far down they have to shave
What does IROC stand for?

Italian retard out cruising
Why do so many wops live in Lodi NJ?

They thought it stood for Land Of Dumb Italians
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How do you stop a gang rape in Harlem?

Throw a basketball 🏀
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A Jew, a black, and a Mexican walk into a bar.

Bartender says, “Get the hell out of here.”

::stolen from Gran Torino::
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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None; anarchists can’t change anything
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How does a Mexican keep his lunch warm?

Sticks an ice cube up his nose.
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What's better than a 9 year old Thai boy?

Absolutely nothing at all
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i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre


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i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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featherboa wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 9:43 am A friend and ex board member said this to my kidz:

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre


They didn't get it
Who was bigger than Dr. Dre?
Doctor Dre
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What time did the chinaman go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty

What’s the difference between Jews and canoes?
Canoes tip

What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite body part?
Her dick
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What did the polish guy give his wife on their wedding night that was long and hard?

His last name.


Hear the one about the queer/deaf mute?

Neither did he.
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hipster holocaust wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:53 pm What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite body part?
Her dick
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"It's my favorite!"
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What do you call 4 Mexicans drowning in quicksand?

Quattro sinko
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How far will corporate go getters that are gay get in 20 years?

Unknown, they died of Aids long before that.
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What did the adult Greek man say to the Greek boy?

I’m going to fuck you in the ass.
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Why was the black kid upset when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 7:29 am How does a Mexican keep his lunch warm?

Sticks an ice cube up his nose.
i have no idea what this one means
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Black jokes and Mexican jokes are pretty much all the same:
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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What's purple and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and a rock

You can’t fuck a rock
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ghost boner wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 4:39 pm
kevin hash wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 7:29 am How does a Mexican keep his lunch warm?

Sticks an ice cube up his nose.
i have no idea what this one means
I'm not sure....I heard it while doing whip its at a party about 20 years ago.
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