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How can you tell the stage is level?

Drool pours out of both sides of the drummers mouth
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Did you hear the one about the pollack that snorted sweet n low?

He thought it was diet coke.
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 pm Did you hear the one about the pollack that snorted sweet n low?

He thought it was diet coke.
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I remember this being passed around when I was a kid during the first Iraq war in 91
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Why are Jews’ noses so big?
Because the air is free

What’s the worst part about rollerblading?
Having to tell your parents you’re homosexual
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The illegal alien felt sad and lonely after coming to the United States

He went to a baseball game and sat behind a pillar.

He felt welcome when everyone sang to him:

“Oh Jose can you see!?”
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A judge walked out of the bathroom with his fly down.

His secretary says “your garage door is open”

Later he asked her if she liked the Cadillac.

She said all she saw was an old Pinto with two flat tires.
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A black guy found a magic lamp and told the genie he wanted to be white and surrounded by pussy.

He turned him into a tampon.
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Last night I had a 6 pack and a potato, also known as an Irish seven course meal
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Wow, you guys are really going hard in the paint with this one.

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Did you hear about the girl who fell in the cess pool?

She couldn't swim but she went through all the movements.
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Three words you don't want to hear while making love.

Honey I'm home.
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i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
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What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?

Toilet don't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.

No eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

No eyes legs or genitalia?
Still no fucking eye deer.
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Wife: Will it make them bigger?

Husband: It worked on your ass.
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Why don't Jewish girls swallow?

Because they want to be the spitting image of their mothers.
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What was the worst part of being black at Dachau?

You had to sit in the back of the oven
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You hear about the new line of Italian helicopters?

Dago wopwopwopwopwop
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kevin hash wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:57 pm Why don't Jewish girls swallow?

Because they want to be the spitting image of their mothers.
:lol: what?
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's ass?

A mechanic.
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What is the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock.
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Why don't Italians have zits?

They slide off.
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