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How does a Mexican know it's time to eat?

When his asshole stops burning.
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Why are there no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

They ain't working in the future either.
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How do you hide money from a ::insert generic minority stereotype::?

Put it is his work boots
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A priest and a rabbi observe a boy walking across the street.

The priest says “I wanna screw him”

The rabbi says “out of what…?”
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What do you tell a Rihanna with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown already told her twice
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Jewish child molester.

Hey little boy would you like to buy some candy.
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What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts it off a priest sucks it off.
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Trump didn't have a garbanzo on him.
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A man gets a hotel room for himself and his teenage son. He goes to the front desk and says , "I hope the porn is disabled".
The clerk replies, " no, it's normal porn you sick fuck".
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What is stiff , 18-inches long and makes women scream all night?

Crib death.
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Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.

I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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kevin hash wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 8:04 pm Jewish child molester.

Hey little boy would you like to buy some candy.
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What’s the difference between a cow and the holocaust?

You can’t milk a cow for 75 years
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Why did god invent whiskey?

To prevent the Irish from taking over the world
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What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

Well hung.
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WHAT DID THE DYKE CUNT GET FOR HOLDIAYS

BUCKET OF AIDS
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WHY DID THE RETARD GO HOME

GAY
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WHAT WAS BIG BIRDS FAMILY BUSINESS

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What's good for the goose?

Cunt.
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Why did the president eat 2 pieces of ham?

Because Hitler was busy.
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Have you heard the one about the girl with 2 pussies?

One for dick the other for shit.
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