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Dear Mens,

I have an irrational burning fucking hatred of Aunt Bea on the Andy Griffith show. I like the show, got no problem with it...Ange, Barn, Otis, Floyd even... and that drug store broad Ellie easy on the eyes. Helen Crump though kinda dumpy, IMO. But Aunt Bea I'd like to see fall down the stairs. Stupid ass bitch needs to get fucked, but even that bum they tried to fix her up with said hell no.

other candidates...

The replacement Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace (AKA Mr. Mooney from The Lucy Show). Fuck that piece of shit poser Mr. Wilson. Has NONE of the right attributes to play Mr. Wilson. The original mr. wilson is a ninny, but mr. mooney (in ever role ever) is just a fucking lame dickhead.

And FUCK both Dick York and Dick Sargeant from Bewitched. Why the fuck Elizibeth Montgomery would be interested in either of those dumb ass turds is beyond me. At least Endura turns them into the occasional billy goad, or toad just for lafffs.

I'd add roseanne barr, but I never actually suffered through a dumb episode, and also hatred of that dumb kunt would be rational, not irrational hatred. A dozen gorillas should shit down her mouth then bust her teeth out with a sledgehammer. Ricky Schroder, from the worst show off all time bar none Silver Spoons, also fits in this addenum.

Thanks for your attention to this matter,

ZH
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Everyone on small wonder.

Aunt Bea is a fuckin dick.

Dick Sargent sucks.

Get smart guy is a piece of shit.

Have never watched any 90s sitcom cuz fuck em.
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I think every single “Mother” character, ever.

Absolutely every single character on Mad About You with the exception of the dog.

And most of all FUCK LITTLE RICKY!!!!!!!!!
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i would absolutely wreck Helen Crump

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its wrong to hate anyone
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I saw a "Fuck Ricky Schroeder" sticker on a truck trailer in NYC this past weekend, and I couldn't agree more. Fuck that guy.
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Yeah Ricky Schroeder is a prick.

That whole Schitt's Creek show is full of unlikable characters.
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Yeah Ricky Schroeder is a prick.

That whole Schitt's Creek show is full of unlikable characters.
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The woman watches that. Its not something id ever watch but the theme song is kind of a banger.
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zombiehead wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:03 pm i would absolutely wreck Helen Crump

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holy hell... I don't even recognizer her there... looking good for sure.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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That TV show with Allen Thick, that other TV show with Michael J Fox, and that TV show with that "watch you talking about Willis!" bullshit.
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I pointed out to my Grandmother that Miss Kitty of Gunsmoke was the madam of a house of prostitution, and she slapped me and told me to stop being vulgar.
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stop it chippa thats vulgar
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Tim Allen in Home Improvement. Also his wife. The fat guy in King of Queens.
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almost all non-Al Bundy TV husbands/dads
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The whole "Zack Morris Is Trash" series provides overwhelming evidence of what a shitheel that character is.
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The entire cast of Step By Step except for the mom and daughters. Every male on that show can fall off the fucking rollercoaster from the intro, especially Cody.
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 11:22 am The entire cast of Step By Step except for the mom and daughters. Every male on that show can fall off the fucking rollercoaster from the intro, especially Cody.
It was hard to watch that show after finding out that Cody beats his wife and kids but I did like him in the Kickboxer sequels.


I had a huge crush on the older blonde sister that was also on My Two Dad's.
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Whatever character that Joey Lawrence asshole played can be put in front of a firing squad.

Urkel should be thrown into a cement mixer.
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Scott the what wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 9:05 pm I pointed out to my Grandmother that Miss Kitty of Gunsmoke was the madam of a house of prostitution, and she slapped me and told me to stop being vulgar.
Miss Kitty was from Buffalo... probably not a stretch to play a saloon proprietor..

and whilst on the topic of Gunsmoke... Festus might be one of my favorite tv show characters ever.

Festus took over for Frank Sinatra in tommy d's band when sintatra got too fancy for that band.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Petticoat Junction would have been better if it had Tom petty cracking on some fuckholes.

Pettycunt Junkshun.
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That fat pig on gimme a break should be sawed into pieces.
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Minkus from Boy Meets World was such an annoying fucking nerd that they wrote him out after the first season. I was happy to see that fuck get killed in Zodiac.
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