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Re: Bad parents
Krieg wrote:I like how the story keeps changing, LOL.
same asFighting Uruk-Hai wrote:So we walk in and there's this kid, maybe 6 or 7, standing right by the entrance. One of my dogs runs up to jump and jumps up to lick his face, and then runs off. It may have pawed his cheek, but left no marks. Not cool, but not the end of the world. ......... We go to another part of the park trying to make some distance, and watch the kid cry to his mom. Then they proceed to follow us around the park and this idiot kid is trying to chase my dogs while my wife tells him to fuck off.
The story did not change, only different levels of detail as necessary to make certain points. It's ok, I understand English is probably not your first language.Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote: I did. My dog didn't touch the child again after the first lick. We moved away (its a big park), but the retard mother and child proceeded to follow us. The kid would run at my dogs, yelling to them. Mine would start running towards him, I would call them away, repeat four or five times until my wife finally convinced the mother, "Keep your child away from my dogs."
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Re: Bad parents
at first the child was by the entrance, then it was chasing your dog and the parents gone until later, now it's the child and the mother chasing your dog...
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Re: Bad parents
Fucking kids. Regretting that vasovasectomy yet? If you had a kid they would be going to school with and possibly becoming friends with someone just like that fat kid. Then you are going to have to deal with that kid coming over and getting food all over your kids game controllers and getting eaten by your dogs.
I have a feeling that maybe the parents of the dog-swatter were also dropped off at the dog park when they were younger. They were probably abandoned, but maybe its all they know.
I have a feeling that maybe the parents of the dog-swatter were also dropped off at the dog park when they were younger. They were probably abandoned, but maybe its all they know.
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Re: Bad parents
Not read all of this but I`m going with the dog and hating the fat people.
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Hahaha...they're returning like salmon...smell of dog shit = home!Geeheeb wrote: I have a feeling that maybe the parents of the dog-swatter were also dropped off at the dog park when they were younger.
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Anyway the fucking dog pawed the kid's face and licked him, it is a bloody 6 years old kid. How do you expect a 6 y/o to react? Maybe there were no marks, but it could be painful. And not being enough he treated the little kid. Not cool man, not cool.
But of course, the kid and the parents are guilty because it is a dogs park.
But of course, the kid and the parents are guilty because it is a dogs park.
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Re: Bad parents
Dogs:
-Allergies
-Shitting and Pissing on things
-Biting
-Sniffing Crotches
-Smell Bad
-Annoying
-Spray slobber everywhere
-Can be left outside
Children:
-Annoying
-Cannot be left outside
-Allergies
-Shitting and Pissing on things
-Biting
-Sniffing Crotches
-Smell Bad
-Annoying
-Spray slobber everywhere
-Can be left outside
Children:
-Annoying
-Cannot be left outside
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Re: Bad parents
A lot of you anti-dog people just hang out with people who are as retarded as you and don't know how to train a dog.
Personally I don't hang out with half-heads so all my friends' pets are as awesome as them.
Personally I don't hang out with half-heads so all my friends' pets are as awesome as them.
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Re: Bad parents
Yes, at first the child was by the entrance, we moved away, it and its mother followed us... how hard can that possibly be to understand?Phritz wrote:at first the child was by the entrance, then it was chasing your dog and the parents gone until later, now it's the child and the mother chasing your dog...
Ja, English ist good!Krieg wrote:Anyway the fucking dog pawed the kid's face and licked him, it is a bloody 6 years old kid. How do you expect a 6 y/o to react? Maybe there were no marks, but it could be painful. And not being enough he treated the little kid. Not cool man, not cool.
But of course, the kid and the parents are guilty because it is a dogs park.
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Re: Bad parents
I see how you can't answer simple logic questions and keep retorting my lack of English skills, LOL
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it's your job to tell the story properly, so you don't have to add things later.Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:Phritz wrote:at first the child was by the entrance, then it was chasing your dog and the parents gone until later, now it's the child and the mother chasing your dog... [/quote
Yes, at first the child was by the entrance, we moved away, it and its mother followed us... how hard can that possibly be to understand?
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I really don't see what was so hard to understand.Phritz wrote:Yes, at first the child was by the entrance, we moved away, it and its mother followed us... how hard can that possibly be to understand?/quote]Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:Phritz wrote:at first the child was by the entrance, then it was chasing your dog and the parents gone until later, now it's the child and the mother chasing your dog...
it's your job to tell the story properly, so you don't have to add things later.
I inferred that from his original story. He was by the gate, dog licked kid, kid cried, kid followed dog around.
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-They bring disease and illness into your home.Cryptoplasty wrote: Children:
-Annoying
-Cannot be left outside
-Toy departments.
-Sex.
-It's a lot easier to get rid of a retarded dog than a retarded kid.
-Can't be stored in a kennel for that two week vacation.
-Doggie college is cheaper than human college.
-Kids won't eat any old slop out of a can. (most)
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Re: Bad parents
You haven't asked a single question. I got a good laugh out of your statement of English proficiency followed immediately by saying "you treated the child." Of course your English is perfectly adequate, but its just as easy for me to razz you about it (especially when your comprehension skills seem lacking) as it is for you to troll me.Krieg wrote:I see how you can't answer simple logic questions and keep retorting my lack of English skills, LOL
The child was not hurt. It was screaming for attention, as its parents were 50-100 yards away and no doubt either regularly neglect it or give it too much insubstantial attention. The only time it actually listened to an adult was when I told to it quit swatting at my dog. Later on in the event, its mother was screaming for it and the child was brazenly disobeying her. Bad child of bad parents.
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I don't like children either. I just hate them slightly less than dogs.Streven Adler wrote:yeah, thank you. that post was severely biased. crypto loves children, obviously.
I'm a cat person. You don't bring cats out into the public. Of course, you don't really need to bring dogs out in public either, but that's why people take them to dog parks and not fucking stores.
A child you need a babysitter for or else you have to take it with you, just not to a dog park. A dog you can leave at home to shit in your own backyard on a leash while it whines like a fucking pussy.
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Re: Bad parents
Maybe it's completely different in NY , but I can't think of one store I go into that allows pets. Most have signs on the door.noah thirteen wrote:if a store doesn't want my business when my dog is with me, I'll go somewhere else. I won't make a scene because it's their store, but I also won't tie my dog up outside unattended and I won't go back when I'm not with my dog either...... lots of record stores in this city, but I've never been to one that wouldn't let as dog in..... any place that isn't required to prohibit dogs (grocery stores, restaurant, etc) would do incredibly poorly in this city if they banned dogs.....riley-o wrote:i fucking hate it when people bring their stupid dogs into stores.
In regards to the record store, one concern was what if a dog bites someone while in the store? We're were responsible, and a much easy target than some half head who can't control /properly train his dog. There were plenty of places right in front to tie the dog up.
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This is just like "a dog must have chewed your face of as a child and that's why you don't like dogs."Hell-haine wrote:A lot of you anti-dog people just hang out with people who are as retarded as you and don't know how to train a dog.
Personally I don't hang out with half-heads so all my friends' pets are as awesome as them.
Just about all my friends have dogs and train them extremely well.
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Re: Bad parents
This is one of the stupidest threads ever.
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I agree. Hamelia'd.Necrometer wrote:This is one of the stupidest threads ever.
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Re: Bad parents
Obesese Witherspoon wrote:
Maybe it's completely different in NY , but I can't think of one store I go into that allows pets. Most have signs on the door.
In regards to the record store, one concern was what if a dog bites someone while in the store? We're were responsible, and a much easy target than some half head who can't control /properly train his dog. There were plenty of places right in front to tie the dog up.
Where do you go?
Saturday I went to 3 places. 2 had dogs present.
There are dogs all over this city.
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I'm so glad I don't have any pets anymore. I almost can't even remember liking animals.
If my child went to the dog park and got mad because a dog got jumpy I'd take her for ice cream, not give her any and eat mine as slowly as possible in front of her just to give her a real reason to cry.
Moral: dogs and kids are stupid.
If my child went to the dog park and got mad because a dog got jumpy I'd take her for ice cream, not give her any and eat mine as slowly as possible in front of her just to give her a real reason to cry.
Moral: dogs and kids are stupid.
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So what are you doing in this thread?Cryptoplasty wrote:This is just like "a dog must have chewed your face of as a child and that's why you don't like dogs."Hell-haine wrote:A lot of you anti-dog people just hang out with people who are as retarded as you and don't know how to train a dog.
Personally I don't hang out with half-heads so all my friends' pets are as awesome as them.
Just about all my friends have dogs and train them extremely well.
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