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"Do you love me? One squeak for yes, two for no."
*squeak, squeak*
"Two out of three?"
How has 2010 treated you so far?
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"God used me as hammer boys, to beat his weary drum today"
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Zing!Mari_Mar wrote:
Lots of coffee?
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Either that or lots of Energizer batteries...Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Zing!Mari_Mar wrote:
Lots of coffee?
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Imagine your vibrator's blog.Mari_Mar wrote:Either that or lots of Energizer batteries...Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Zing!Mari_Mar wrote:
Lots of coffee?
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The chances of me dating Glass Asshole are higher than me dating anything that isn't human.Glass Asshole wrote:cold radiance wrote:
"Do you love me? One squeak for yes, two for no."
*squeak, squeak*
"Two out of three?"
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You're assuming that it has time to type...cold radiance wrote:Imagine your vibrator's blog.Mari_Mar wrote:Either that or lots of Energizer batteries...Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Zing!Mari_Mar wrote:
Lots of coffee?
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Racist!Mari_Mar wrote: The chances of me dating Glass Asshole are higher than me dating anything that isn't human.
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I'm sure it blogs at work, like the rest of us.Mari_Mar wrote: You're assuming that it has time to type...
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You're just pissed because that puts you out of the running.cold radiance wrote:Racist!Mari_Mar wrote: The chances of me dating Glass Asshole are higher than me dating anything that isn't human.
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Wit. Anyway, I found your vibrator's blog:Mari_Mar wrote:You're just pissed because that puts you out of the running.cold radiance wrote:Racist!Mari_Mar wrote: The chances of me dating Glass Asshole are higher than me dating anything that isn't human.
http://www.theminingblog.com/2006/09/fu ... -from.html
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Just so I know, where do I fall on the Mari dating scale. I mean, we've already established that I'm higher than a dolphin or dirt, but am I the missing link between anything human/not human, or am I a little higher than that?Mari_Mar wrote: The chances of me dating Glass Asshole are higher than me dating anything that isn't human.
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cold radiance wrote:Wit. Anyway, I found your vibrator's blog:Mari_Mar wrote:You're just pissed because that puts you out of the running.cold radiance wrote:Racist!Mari_Mar wrote: The chances of me dating Glass Asshole are higher than me dating anything that isn't human.
http://www.theminingblog.com/2006/09/fu ... -from.html
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Uhh... Well, to be fair... I was implying that you wouldn't want to date me. But, I have been wrong about these things before.Glass Asshole wrote:Just so I know, where do I fall on the Mari dating scale. I mean, we've already established that I'm higher than a dolphin or dirt, but am I the missing link between anything human/not human, or am I a little higher than that?
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I really hope your vagina fluid isn't black. Christ, this is why I would never even walk past a vagina that's not bound by a zipper and a protection spell.
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It's any color you want it to be. I buy in a bottle...Glass Asshole wrote:I really hope your vagina fluid isn't black. Christ, this is why I would never even walk past a vagina that's not bound by a zipper and a protection spell.
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I read on the Decibel board that you named your nu-vagina Augustus Gloop. Is that true?Mari_Mar wrote:It's any color you want it to be. I buy in a bottle...Glass Asshole wrote:I really hope your vagina fluid isn't black. Christ, this is why I would never even walk past a vagina that's not bound by a zipper and a protection spell.
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Umesh...cold radiance wrote:I read on the Decibel board that you named your nu-vagina Augustus Gloop. Is that true?
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It's not a bad name. I would have chosen Veruca, but I know you're "out there" and all that.Mari_Mar wrote:Umesh...cold radiance wrote:I read on the Decibel board that you named your nu-vagina Augustus Gloop. Is that true?
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Thirty weeks here.Mari_Mar wrote:It's not constant!!! I haven't had sex in over three weeks!!!Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Just constant sex!riley-o wrote:Mari_Mar wrote:No love life
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I've had friends say something about being a 'born again virgin'.Hell-haine wrote:Thirty weeks here.
That bad??
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That's pretty much what I said to my (gay) room mate...
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Bought a 1700$ TV that I never thought I would be able to afford in my life time, got 1,300 back on my tax return even though me and my wife make over 80,000$ a year combined. I have the love of my life at my side and we haven't had one argument at all this year(we never argue to be honest). Gonna see Slayer for the first time in my life this year and I just got my annual appraisel at work and got a 95% on it.
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Man, dolphins are a lot bigger in real life than they look on TV. When I used to have to swim off shore for my first job out of college I could hear them squeaking in the Gulf of Mexico. It keeps you on edge when you think about the fact that they could beat you like a rag doll.
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in jail fo what ?inglebert humperdink wrote:Pretty fucking shitty....
I think this will be the year my parents finally have me commited.... at least chico will probably be in the padded cell next to me, ranting and raving about 80's guitar gods.
on shit...
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