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because it's a front for prostitution. it's like a cattle auction.
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You guys have fun...I'll be at home fuckin a chicks' cunt for free on demand.
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They're on drugs or in a frat?
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On the other hand, you can pay good money for coke to bring to a strip club, and get better results. Not that I've ever done this, just throwing it out there.
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Because it's fun once in a while.
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I've only been to one once with a bunch of friends after we got done doing stagehand shit at a concert. I went to a backroom with a nasty black bitch who had scars all over her where she'd been sewed up for who knows what. I was too put off with it, she kept trying to get my dick up, she led my hands onto her twat and I still couldn't get up, she noticed I was very tense and not enjoying myself. She said I could take my dick out and fuck her for a dollar amount I can't remember at this moment. I just sat there and waited for her to leave. There as this fat ass black dude passed out at a table with a big fucking bottle of Crown Royal, my friend grabbed it as we left, so it wasn't a total waste. Haven't been to one since.
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you have to pay, nigga
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Strip clubs are hilarious. I love watching filthy whores fail miserably at attempting to wrestle a dollar from my wallet using their misshapen tits and father-scented vaginas.
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They're just sad to me, esp. when the girls have bruises all over them. If I got to the point where I was paying to have women touch me in a strip club I would shoot myself.Pip wrote:Strip clubs are hilarious.
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I completely acknowledge that I'm seriously fucked up and get great enjoyment from watching the misery endured by others on a daily basis. This is part of what makes me love strip clubs.Bored, Esq. wrote:They're just sad to me, esp. when the girls have bruises all over them. If I got to the point where I was paying to have women touch me in a strip club I would shoot myself.Pip wrote:Strip clubs are hilarious.
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Strip clubs are for decadence and getting fucked the fuck up, which i am generally all about. Sooo...
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decent background for getting fucked up.
paying for something i can get relatively easy for free is stupid.
paying for something i can get relatively easy for free is stupid.
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I've never been to a Strip-Club.
There are a few decent ones in Tampa and I'm going to go one of these days so I don't die a total idiot.
There are a few decent ones in Tampa and I'm going to go one of these days so I don't die a total idiot.
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Around here women typically get in for free, and we get TONS of attention from the girls! And we often get to touch. "Female privilege?"Hell-haine wrote:I've never been to a Strip-Club.
There are a few decent ones in Tampa and I'm going to go one of these days so I don't die a total idiot.
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With my luck, one of my friends will snap a pic when I touch some boobs, post it on Facebook and my mother's gonna think I'm a lesbian again.
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Hell-haine wrote:With my luck, one of my friends will snap a pic when I touch some boobs, post it on Facebook and my mother's gonna think I'm a lesbian again.
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Hell-haine wrote:With my luck, one of my friends will snap a pic when I touch some boobs, post it on Facebook and my mother's gonna think I'm a lesbian again.
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i think you dudes might be missing the point of this thread
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i watched thisSmegma wrote:when you can get 1000xs the entertainment for pennies on the dollar?
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there's no way i'm making it further into that video than the three seconds i just watched
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the video is awesome,look for the massive tumor on her stomach towards the end of the video...
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I refuse to watch videos Smegma posts; at least when I'm at work.
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Fuck, look at the massive tumor on it the whole time hahaha. I thought she was pregnant. I WAS SO WRONG.zombiehead wrote:the video is awesome,look for the massive tumor on her stomach towards the end of the video...
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its REALLY visible at the end, or atleast thats when i first noticed it
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