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Valentines Day plans?
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Great to hear these inspiring stories of what is apparently FUCK DAY
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I went and had Thai food with a girl friend who just got dumped by her girlfriend. There were two others with us, a gayboy and a soft butchy girl. They had both recently broken up with their relationships too.
After Thai, we went to a dive bar on Haight St., and drank cheap drinks, cracked jokes, and savored the sexual tension between me and the butchy girl. I played to her interests which landed us in an arm wrestling competition. All the boys in the bar started hooting and hollering. I won, which just built up the tension between us and she started getting fiesty.
We left the bar and went to a gayboy dance party called Big-Top. Amanda La Poure was supposed to be performing, so the cover was ridiculously high; $20.00 fucking dollars. My friend paid for us to get in, because butchy girl and I didn't want to spend that much money for too cramped atmosphere, man-musk, and loud music that we couldn't talk over.
My friend was insistant, so we went in. The party was meh, and 15 minutes later, my friend wanted to leave. $60 bucks wasted. We ended up at the Eagle, which is a bear bar in the SOMA. It was quiet, and kind of ominous. But we had a good time. Butchy girl is an amazing kisser!
After Thai, we went to a dive bar on Haight St., and drank cheap drinks, cracked jokes, and savored the sexual tension between me and the butchy girl. I played to her interests which landed us in an arm wrestling competition. All the boys in the bar started hooting and hollering. I won, which just built up the tension between us and she started getting fiesty.
We left the bar and went to a gayboy dance party called Big-Top. Amanda La Poure was supposed to be performing, so the cover was ridiculously high; $20.00 fucking dollars. My friend paid for us to get in, because butchy girl and I didn't want to spend that much money for too cramped atmosphere, man-musk, and loud music that we couldn't talk over.
My friend was insistant, so we went in. The party was meh, and 15 minutes later, my friend wanted to leave. $60 bucks wasted. We ended up at the Eagle, which is a bear bar in the SOMA. It was quiet, and kind of ominous. But we had a good time. Butchy girl is an amazing kisser!
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It's like Cronenberg just ejaculated neurosis and awesomeness all over the board, and I want to read more about what happened. Wang, flow with the story.Pisscubes wrote:Wang Mandu wrote:My lady had to take several antibiotics and "herbal supplements" to bolster her immune system. She spoke nonstop and claimed it was a "defense mechanism", became visibly nervous about removing her bio-suit and having her first intimate experience.
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That guy's referencing Fallout or something, no?
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Hahaha...Kurt has prima nocta rights to any woman silly enough to lay beneath me. And I get to be the naughty corner-boy who slaps his dick with a hair brush while watching.Pisscubes wrote:
I thought of you last night when after a truly romantic, well-planned v-day I say my baby down and made her watch Escape from New York for the first time. She refused to admit that Kurt Russell is hot and was horrified that I'd let him bang her if he asked.
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yeahhhhhhh!!!!Pisscubes wrote: I thought of you last night when after a truly romantic, well-planned v-day I sat my baby down and made her watch Escape from New York for the first time. She refused to admit that Kurt Russell is hot and was horrified that I'd let him bang her if he asked.
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as you should
ask her if she thinks harrison ford is. if not DROP THAT BITCH.
ask her if she thinks harrison ford is. if not DROP THAT BITCH.
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SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.
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WTF? Stupid. What an asshole...Iron Goldie wrote:The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.
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I would of done the same thing...Iron Goldie wrote:The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.
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Pisscubes wrote:Iron Goldie wrote:The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.
Fuck him, indeed.
Thanks dude. Thanks guys. And man, Awesome Assassin, you are sooo shocking! Anyway, things will work out. Shit'll be alright.
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Yep. The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left. If you have a problem, fucking say it. But oh fucking well.
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The cruelest, worst way to break up with someone. Don't worry, someone will do it to him someday...Iron Goldie wrote:The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left.
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Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
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Good for you, man.Teebore wrote:Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.
My sweaty and I ate so much at the all you can eat BBQ that we literally couldn't have sex last night.
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I had to work yesterday. Then while pushing a wheelbarrow full of wood up a muddy hill, I slipped and bashed my chin on the wheelbarrow. It was all bloody and swollen. Then later that night I started to come down with a cold. After coming home from dinner I passed out on the couch and didn't wake up till 5 am this morning. The husbear walked the dogs and watched two movies by himself last night. This probably would have been excusable if I was drunk.
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Urlokk, you're truly a man after my own heart!!Erik13 wrote:Good for you, man.Teebore wrote:Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.
My sweaty and I ate so much at the all you can eat BBQ that we literally couldn't have sex last night.
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
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Yes fuck him indeed, there will be someone with more balls out there.Iron Goldie wrote:Yep. The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left. If you have a problem, fucking say it. But oh fucking well.
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Yeah. Churruscarias are a terrible place to go for a romantic date. Despite how decadent and sexy they are. I wish I had seen your post in time to warn you...Erik13 wrote:Good for you, man.Teebore wrote:Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.
My sweaty and I ate so much at the all you can eat BBQ that we literally couldn't have sex last night.
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goddamn, what a dick. sorry but you're better off (obviously you know this though).Iron Goldie wrote:Yep. The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left. If you have a problem, fucking say it. But oh fucking well.
i can't see your signature.
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We made up for it today, so it's all good.Mari_Mar wrote:
Yeah. Churruscarias are a terrible place to go for a romantic date. Despite how decadent and sexy they are. I wish I had seen your post in time to warn you...
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Erik13 wrote:We made up for it today, so it's all good.Mari_Mar wrote:
Yeah. Churruscarias are a terrible place to go for a romantic date. Despite how decadent and sexy they are. I wish I had seen your post in time to warn you...
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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That's such a dude thing to do. Fucking guy has a lot of maturing left. I used to be the same way and now I know truly the ways of the inconsiderate avoider man.Iron Goldie wrote:The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left. I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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yep, amazing asshole move on his part.
A nice kick to the nuts would have been a good retort...or if you run into him again.
A nice kick to the nuts would have been a good retort...or if you run into him again.