NAME A JAWHARP you've always wanted BUT NEVER OWNED EVER

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NAME A JAWHARP you've always wanted BUT NEVER OWNED EVER

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I gots a jawharp just like that already.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Zerohero wrote:I gots a jawharp just like that already.
POST VIDEO OF YOU SHREDDING ON YER JAWHARP
:what: :rhug: :lhug: :blackmeadow: :blackmeadow:
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Personally I would rather jam out on the spoons.... you should hear my "Angel of Death" it is broooooottttell.
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger
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jakebonz wrote:
Zerohero wrote:I gots a jawharp just like that already.
POST VIDEO OF YOU SHREDDING ON YER JAWHARP
:what: :rhug: :lhug: :blackmeadow: :blackmeadow:

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SNOOPY? :rhug: :lhug: AND SMOTHERED BROTHERS?? :lhug: :rhug:
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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True story. My man calls it jaw harping me when he's gobblin my meat!
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Tearing shit up with that jaw harp shredding
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definitely grew up calling it a "jew harp." ah, the south..
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it's jawharp in engish?? wtf? the german word means "mouth drum".
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