People you would love to fight
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Well, this really isn't the thread for this. But, yeah... I'm hyper-sexual because I'm not afraid to be hyper-sexual. I've always been hyper-sexual. I had a different upbringing than most genetic girls. That's going to create a difference. K?Chad wrote:well, most ''feminine'' females I've known don't drift along on a wave of fetish...if you took the gas mask and rubber off, removed the clamps, and quit existing on a purely sexual plane, I might believe you for a second. don't misconstrue this as hostility, I really don't dislike you...it might be sexy in a bouncing club for tonight, but let's flash forward twenty years...
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haha, an oiled-up ezekiel from bottom mount while drunk and without grips ? you're lucky she didn't set up a slick counter into an arm triangle...
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fuck...
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Would it even be possible for a stripper type girl to over power a guy such as you or RBB, who work out and train regularly. I mean, if the girl new how to do these moves? My guess is no. I know how to do basic wrist locks and arm bars, but whenever I try on my guy friends, they just push against them and over power me.riley-o wrote:haha, an oiled-up ezekiel from bottom mount while drunk and without grips ? you're lucky she didn't set up a slick counter into an arm triangle...
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Mari_Mar wrote:Would it even be possible for a stripper type girl to over power a guy such as you or RBB, who work out and train regularly. I mean, if the girl new how to do these moves? My guess is no. I know how to do basic wrist locks and arm bars, but whenever I try on my guy friends, they just push against them and over power me.riley-o wrote:haha, an oiled-up ezekiel from bottom mount while drunk and without grips ? you're lucky she didn't set up a slick counter into an arm triangle...
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luckily, I'm your favorite...Chad wrote:what's the other way? yell into a microphone with guys randomly copying stuff thats been done a godzillion times? I think I'd rather post here. don't have to worry about unsold 7''s
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Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I went with coworkers to an oil wrestling night at the bar around the corner from my work. They gave out raffle tickets to the patrons, with the winner getting the opportunity to wrestle some scantily clad young ladies. A girl I was with won the raffle and wanted me to get in the ring so I made my way down to the battlefield, removed my shirt, and proceeded to flex my biceps for the crowd and was unceremoniously pushed into the ring and landed on my back (I was extremely drunk). One girl was mounted on me and another began fiddling with my belt. The girl on top said "Get his pants and underwear off." Now, I'm comfortable and confident with my body, but I didn't enter the ring to be bared by some carpet munching false-tough college girls so I gently applied an ezekiel choke to the lass. To the crowd it looked like I was trying to make out with her from my back. She told me she couldn't breathe. I asked her kindly to call off her friend and she did. Both girls left the ring a bit scared and confused, and me quite victorious and oily. Thankfully I had two lovely female coworkers with me who were gracious enough to wipe me down.Mari_Mar wrote:Did you straighten them out?Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I oil wrestled some lesbians at a bar one night in Vegas.Mari_Mar wrote:I would like to oil wrestle with VAmerica and Helene. Does that count???
After returning to a table with my friends a group of militant clam lappers gathered nearby around the girls I wrestled and word got out...I play to win. They were furious, yelling at me to put my shirt back on so I did what any Crom-fueled elite male would do - I began blowing kisses at them and flexing my muscles. Fun night.
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No one's talking to you, melty.the awesome Assassin wrote:Mari_Mar wrote:Would it even be possible for a stripper type girl to over power a guy such as you or RBB, who work out and train regularly. I mean, if the girl new how to do these moves? My guess is no. I know how to do basic wrist locks and arm bars, but whenever I try on my guy friends, they just push against them and over power me.riley-o wrote:haha, an oiled-up ezekiel from bottom mount while drunk and without grips ? you're lucky she didn't set up a slick counter into an arm triangle...
Fuck, shut up...
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ok man ok. i was just crackin' wise, there's no need to overreact here...Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Don't make me unleash Beguile on you.riley-o wrote:haha, an oiled-up ezekiel from bottom mount while drunk and without grips ? you're lucky she didn't set up a slick counter into an arm triangle...
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in all honesty, I hope you know I'm kidding. I've got Sledgehammer Holocaust, and I sometimes rock that shit even when I'm not here, it's in ALL HONESTY, one of my top 20 grind releases ever, no shit, no joke.soiled depends wrote:luckily, I'm your favorite...Chad wrote:what's the other way? yell into a microphone with guys randomly copying stuff thats been done a godzillion times? I think I'd rather post here. don't have to worry about unsold 7''s
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I just got a jits-boner.riley-o wrote:haha, an oiled-up ezekiel from bottom mount while drunk and without grips ? you're lucky she didn't set up a slick counter into an arm triangle...
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It always cracks me up when fat chicks want to play tough then cry like damsels in distress when you shove them back.
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lololooooolriley-o wrote:haha, an oiled-up ezekiel from bottom mount while drunk and without grips ? you're lucky she didn't set up a slick counter into an arm triangle...
Bored013 wrote:I've spoke to a few girls after they've been raped...there is of course the pain, the violence, the degradation...but there is also the question. "Why did he leave?"
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i wuld love to get into an astrological duel with janet sciales. shes an astrologer (a virgo, n case u were wondering) and always has sumthing perjorative to say about aquarius'!
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I got ezekiel'd by my instructor last night. I oompa'd out of his mount but he held on and finished me from the bottom. I've never seen it work from the bottom before.
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i would like to have her squat and piss on my face.Jesus H Dump wrote:I would like to beat Sarah Palin's skull in with an aluminum baseball bat and take a shit on the bloody pile that's left.
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hey u guys be nice to sarah palin,shes a hero to aquarius' the world over.