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when i mastobate i pretend i have a dick and i use both hands , my imaginary dick is really big. once i cum i sing the teenage mutant ninja turtles song and punch myself in the face 3 times just to know i still can feel
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Looking to get schooled on humor again, you manchild?BUNGVOX wrote:Friendly Goatus wrote:I can't risk my reeelapse honor with a failed thread
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
ME WANT FOOOOOOOOD
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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I see you're using the board as modern literature practice...Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:The Apathy Clause takes on new meaning with her. All this is entirely important to her. She won't run out and get a new life. She was raised here. It's actually not right. It's why you don't give your baby more than a few sips of beer...you don't want to fuck them up that young.Cryptoplasty wrote:i pretend i don't take message board interaction seriously
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i think zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is chinbeard!
ryan, if you think i eat too much just SAY SO. jeez.
ryan, if you think i eat too much just SAY SO. jeez.
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'm all 'rig'nal honey-pie
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you guys are gonna make her cry...
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i am vegan only to associate myself with counterculture.
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Why doesn't everybody her foe'd? Thank fuck for that option. Are you all sadists or masochists? I can't figure it out.
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I considered foeing her but this is more fun.
I totally boned this suicidal effeminate junkie last night after his band finished up. It's probably my favorite band in the world even though I don't know their name or really pay attention to the music. I'm recounting this experience on a public forum but DON'T TELL ANYONE I'M A LADY AND NEED TO PRESERVE MY REPUTATION
I totally boned this suicidal effeminate junkie last night after his band finished up. It's probably my favorite band in the world even though I don't know their name or really pay attention to the music. I'm recounting this experience on a public forum but DON'T TELL ANYONE I'M A LADY AND NEED TO PRESERVE MY REPUTATION
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who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.
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Cryptoplasty wrote:who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.
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that better be a 40 cause anything smaller would not be worthwhile to use for urine storage. plus i want don't want to look too high class, and i like that whole ironic ghetto thing so......boner......<insert random adjective for added awkward and uneasy quirkiness>amos galore wrote:Cryptoplasty wrote:who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.
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You talk shit now but you would love to hang out with me. I might even let you slurp on my chowderhog, shitwrinkle.Cryptoplasty wrote:who caaaaaaaaaares? you are all a bunch of fucking fat unfuckible losers and i don't really care what you do or think. fuuuuuuuuuuu.....Friendly Goatus wrote:I considered foeing her but this is more fun.
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i'm smelling kinda funny after mainlining hummus last night into an anal vein
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i'm going to have ironic 80's night at home with some random girl i met because, but i'm bi-sexual for attention only so i'll never touch her........fuuuuuuuuuuu
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I could have any one of you whenever I want. That's why you're all so mean to me. It's not because I'm obnoxious and narcissistic.
Haha,
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you say you would never fuck me, but i know you would fuck me if i giggles by titties in your pimpled mug which i've never seen.The Torsion wrote:I could have any one of you whenever I want. That's why you're all so mean to me. It's not because I'm obnoxious and narcissistic.
im going to a vegan pig roast brb.....
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look at me, i'm amelia. i vaguely favor dave mustaine with bitchin' titties and a boyman fixation.
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i have not posted since this thread started and will probably take time off and when i come back everyone will have forgotten about this thread, riiiiiiight?..........
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i hate money and it's totally disgusting for you people that are TRAPPED in your own delusion but I totally scored 25 boner dollars/hr at my work yesterday from my fat, hairy Italian boss who I'm way too good to work for. But, you know, I'm a cheap fat slut FUCK YOU FATTY! that money's going for some rad nuggets and I'm totally going to bone down with this autistic retard that smells like shit OMG i hope I don't get herpes again...
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Waddled to the show my new favorite portland band was playing and stood around awkwardly...no money for beer so i just drank out of cans in the dumpster and waddled home to play with my cat who is now dead because i spent the food money on weed and stupid tattoos.
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