Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:hahahahah i just showed my friend this and we're cracking up ridiculously hard over torsion's last one!jdfgkdg
so awesome, you guys rule!
So you showed your 'friend' to get some sort of validation. Nice.
And yes, total Shevil tactics.
eh, whatever. if there's something intrinsically wrong with getting my reeelapse fix while duder from out of town is in the bathroom or otherwise occupied, and not turning off the computer in shame when he enters the room and asks what i'm looking at, then call me a fucking fasggot. hell, call me a faggot anyway. JAM!
I was standing outside a bar yesterday looking for hookers to hit on and this boy asked me for a smoke. He was crushing on me pretty hard and I told him about how sometimes I dip celery into my vagina and eat it because it's a cruelty free snack. Mom always said a vagina was a girls only friend. So we started making out and I showed him my bruises but the whole time I wanted crab cakes. Crab cakes. I just want a god damn woman with man hands and at the least one std. Is that too much to ask for? Jam!
"God used me as hammer boys, to beat his weary drum today"
Glass Asshole wrote:I was standing outside a bar yesterday looking for hookers to hit on and this boy asked me for a smoke. He was crushing on me pretty hard and I told him about how sometimes I dip celery into my vagina and eat it because it's a cruelty free snack. Mom always said a vagina was a girls only friend. So we started making out and I showed him my bruises but the whole time I wanted crab cakes. Crab cakes. I just want a god damn woman with man hands and at the least one std. Is that too much to ask for? Jam!