NYC - clusterFUCKED this thursday feb. 11th

[soiled depends]

but I like fuck parties...

[krudmonk]

Nessa Merica is hoarding chicks in her Nintendo room.

[hipster holocaust]

looks like you shoulda showed me your balls better

[hipster holocaust]

she looked ravishing as usual last night i must say, but andrew and hunter's amazing bear like qualities were stealing my attention away from her unfortunately

[Vanessa America]

I went to four bars yesterday. I had some babes with me, but the babes fell off the party wagon because they couldn't hang. I did bring 3 others to your event to support bro. Don't make fun of my friends after 30 seconds, that's offensive, no matter how many chocolate covered pretzels you coat it with.
Toilet Fleet and Hunter are the funniest humans ever. /end

[worsethanuseless]

Nice work John.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

hahahah. john is a dick and andrew is charming. SHOCKER

[Toilet Fleet]

Not for nothing, but I got WAY overpaid for driving The Lady Matchmaker to someplace that was basically 25 minutes from where I needed to end up. Dudes: if you have a car, you will get fuckin MAD BANK around this dame. So next time, basically every drink you drink is on me.

[krudmonk]

who the F is andrew?

[Toilet Fleet]

who the F is andrew?

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sup

[krudmonk]

hi andrew

[Vanessa America]

Fuuuck. I realized today that I gave you somehing like 50 bucks for a drive home... you were worth it baby.

[krudmonk]

Damn. Vanessa is fuckin ballin.

She has a Nintendo room with butler to fetch cartridges. Figure it out.

[The Torsion]

She must be the best secretary ever.

[hipster holocaust]

note to self...get a car

ps vansessa...sorry baby...

[Toilet Fleet]

But of course nobody talks about my awesome car service skills. Typical...

[hipster holocaust]

shut up drew

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[HeyWard]

Wow, I missed all of this. Andrew is a fine driver, for the record.