I just joined one of those online dating sites...
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I said I was NOT singling you out.
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TO THE KATBOX!Necrometer wrote:I said I was NOT singling you out.
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Who don't you just suck Palin's dick already, Geoff!?
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Necrometer wrote:I'm with you to some extent Morpheus... not to single out Geoff or anything but the sexist caveman bullshit of this board is pretty tired. I wish this place could be more of an escape from the ESPN-outlook but I guess testosterone is testosterone. I am guilty of hypocrisy for playing along, too, of course.
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I don't make the rules!
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me and toby (vermin) joined that site (okcupid) for some laffs, and it's all fatties. few nice ones, though
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Can I make the rules in this case???Geeheeb wrote:I don't make the rules!
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Mari_Mar wrote:Can I make the rules in this case???Geeheeb wrote:I don't make the rules!
ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
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Pisscubes wrote:thread like the High School Athletics Coach one, secure in the knowledge that it's a joke.
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Hahahah what the fuck?Necrometer wrote:I'm with you to some extent Morpheus... not to single out Geoff or anything but the sexist caveman bullshit of this board is pretty tired. I wish this place could be more of an escape from the ESPN-outlook but I guess testosterone is testosterone. I am guilty of hypocrisy for playing along, too, of course.
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Like you're the only freak here.Pisscubes wrote:cold radiance wrote:Pisscubes wrote:thread like the High School Athletics Coach one, secure in the knowledge that it's a joke.
Suddenly I'm the Andrew WK of threads.
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Better than being the Jay Leno, eh?
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It must be Sensitive Friday. I didn't get the memo.noah thirteen wrote:Hahahahah...... fuckin' Ross....... he must have told some girl he wants to bang to post here......Friendly Goatus wrote:Hahahah what the fuck?Necrometer wrote:I'm with you to some extent Morpheus... not to single out Geoff or anything but the sexist caveman bullshit of this board is pretty tired. I wish this place could be more of an escape from the ESPN-outlook but I guess testosterone is testosterone. I am guilty of hypocrisy for playing along, too, of course.
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I've heard it mentioned a few times, but I believe plentyoffish is the way to go. I've never used it, as I've been in a relationship since hearing about it, but every friend I know that uses it fucks like crazy. The quality's not that great, and they're never keepers, but they get laid, something I think you're in desperate need of.
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My post was just a "joke" like how Geoff was "joking" when he wanted to coach a girl's high school athletic team.
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A LOT of the jokes and humor on this board are tired.
But anyway, I'm rooting for you with this! try out plentyoffish as well. Thumbs up man, good luck !
But anyway, I'm rooting for you with this! try out plentyoffish as well. Thumbs up man, good luck !
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GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!inglebert humperdink wrote:okcupid...
so far the only hits per week i've got is from some earthy/humanitarian chick from Little Rock. better than nothing... I guess.
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Knowing Glen Benton and being his buddy with all his issues could get you in her furry mound.
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All dating sites should have a mandatory Glenn Benton profile. Anyone wanna take the task?
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I'm on OKCupid, as I type this. Shit rules, I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there. Most of them just wanna hang out and bang out, which is all I'm looking for currently.
Some fine-lookin' ladies on there in the NY-area.
Some fine-lookin' ladies on there in the NY-area.
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I'm going to sum up exactly what Geoff's attitude is and why I support his judgments with no reservation.
Stuff White People Like. You'll have to read the commentary to understand the undercurrent that I feel makes many modern day "progressives" really just boring as fuck people easily manipulated like the sheep they desperately try to not be like, thereby ensuring they become part of yet another flock. Nothing escapes my biting criticism, not even well-intentioned progressivism. Because intent isn't as important in the end as the actual effects of one's actions.
Stuff White People Like. You'll have to read the commentary to understand the undercurrent that I feel makes many modern day "progressives" really just boring as fuck people easily manipulated like the sheep they desperately try to not be like, thereby ensuring they become part of yet another flock. Nothing escapes my biting criticism, not even well-intentioned progressivism. Because intent isn't as important in the end as the actual effects of one's actions.
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The worst is when you see some hot chick, click on her other pics and she's holding a goddamned baby up next to her face.
Also, BC has to have the most hot chicks of anywhere.
Also, BC has to have the most hot chicks of anywhere.
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Hilarious thread.
I signed up for sexsearch or fuckbook, one or the other and I got nothing but ugly fat bitches, and some really creepy long faced looking girl wanting to fuck in public.
I have found that driving through shitty chain pizza place drive throughs is a better way to find very attractive young girls, I mean I live in a weird place, but it works here.
I signed up for sexsearch or fuckbook, one or the other and I got nothing but ugly fat bitches, and some really creepy long faced looking girl wanting to fuck in public.
I have found that driving through shitty chain pizza place drive throughs is a better way to find very attractive young girls, I mean I live in a weird place, but it works here.
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Dude...Gookstorm wrote:Nothing escapes my biting criticism