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Box of food (Akron ohio)

has smoked sasage, lipton noddles, hamburg helper strongnof, some breakfest sandwhiches, and some other odds and ends. The only thin that is epired is the sasage it epired in november but has been frozon since, i called the hospitial and they said it was safe to eat. You make your own Judgment. Pick up asap or after 6 pm. i work 1-6 pm today.
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mastoman wrote:Box of food (Akron ohio)

has smoked sasage, lipton noddles, hamburg helper strongnof, some breakfest sandwhiches, and some other odds and ends. The only thin that is epired is the sasage it epired in november but has been frozon since, i called the hospitial and they said it was safe to eat. You make your own Judgment. Pick up asap or after 6 pm. i work 1-6 pm today.

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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Epired sasage sounds dulishas.
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Mr. Budd wrote:dulishas.
I think there's a black girl in my class named Dulisha.
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Zerohero wrote:Image
Hahaha wtf is Glenn Ordway doing in that picture?
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haha this thread is good
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metal5411 wrote:
Zerohero wrote:Image
Hahaha wtf is Glenn Ordway doing in that picture?
he must endores Albie's onlinie stoereh
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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mastoman wrote:Box of food (Akron ohio)

has smoked sasage, lipton noddles, hamburg helper strongnof, some breakfest sandwhiches, and some other odds and ends. The only thin that is epired is the sasage it epired in november but has been frozon since, i called the hospitial and they said it was safe to eat. You make your own Judgment. Pick up asap or after 6 pm. i work 1-6 pm today.



Uh oh, Vinnie is making CL ads. I wonder if Humpgedinka knows?!?!?!
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Mr. Budd wrote:dulishas.
I think there's a black girl in my class named Dulisha.
Haha, nice education. I had a class with blacks before - they were HILARIOUS. There was a total pre-Bobby Whitney Houston type that was like ...UNSTOPPABLE ACHIEVER...then there was the girl that brought 4 foot construction paper cutout figures of popular occupations that sort of looked like a Village People concert ran through a taffy machine. There was one I kinda liked - she had a cool reserve about her and you could tell she needed a man, as in Bessie Smith kinda needed a man. I think I could have porked her.
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