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This must be the photo from the built in dashboard security camera that all the new fords have. It must have snapped it right after the airbag smacked the shit out of her.
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death by snoo snoo wrote:Psh. Whatever. She's hot!
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prolapse of the lips????

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I was drunk...

...and she was huge.
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ThePhillyExperiment wrote:I was drunk...

...and she was huge.
Did you come across the skeleton of the last guy who was inside her?

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The Torsion wrote:Think 5'3 and 140lbs. That's all I'm going to say.
I've been trying to repress those memories, thank you very much....
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I dumped her in a massively dickish way.
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Chevalier Mal Fet wrote:
The Torsion wrote:Think 5'3 and 140lbs. That's all I'm going to say.
I've been trying to repress those memories, thank you very much....
You and me both.
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I want to contribute but on all of the social networking sites she goes by her stripper name now and I can't remember what it is.......
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Spooky Apparition wrote:Image

I dumped her in a massively dickish way.
These shoes are a size too big for her, but they look like they could be really cute.
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Bored, Esq. wrote:
ThePhillyExperiment wrote:I was drunk...

...and she was huge.
Did you come across the skeleton of the last guy who was inside her?

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She sucked my wang like she was trying to get cream out of a Twinkie.

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:tup: :fonz: :tup: to Spooky Apparition and Pisscubes.

Nice work, fellas!
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Pisscubes wrote:
HeyWard wrote::tup: :fonz: :tup: to Spooky Apparition and Pisscubes.

Nice work, fellas!
:fonz:

She's from Columbia. I am proud to have lost my V to a brown.
Mexican/German hybrid on my end.
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Erik13 wrote:
death by snoo snoo wrote:Psh. Whatever. She's hot!
no
You guys don't really believe that I lost my virginity to ugly_bitch.jpg, do you?
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Luca Blight wrote:here we are, about 10 years ago...we're still facebook pals, she looks almost exactly the same now as she did back then...

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How anyone could get laid wearing an anime t shirt confounds me
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milkmandan wrote:How anyone could get laid wearing an anime t shirt confounds me
i lost my virginity listening to dying fetus.

it's a wonder i'm still not a virgin.
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Ghost Dad wrote:
Hah! Nice Hook-Ups shirt.
eh_d wrote:i think thats a hook-ups skate shirt iirc
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eh_d wrote:i think thats a hook-ups skate shirt iirc
I know what it is, and that's still an anime girl on the front there.
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Amy... 25 years after she popped my penile cherry:

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I'm sure she felt the same way man. did you weep softly and spoon your lute afterwards?
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Ah, wood paneling.

I thought it was going to be a picture of Dale.
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Spooky Apparition wrote:I'm sure she felt the same way man. did you weep softly and spoon your lute afterwards?

I can't remember. It was 1/4 of a century ago.
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