your life is funnyMari_Mar wrote:That's fucking crazy. I had an ex-girl hit me once. I was sitting on the couch, acting smug and refusing to argue with her, which drove her ballistic. She leaped on top of me and smacked me across my cheek. I grabbed her by the shoulders and tossed her off of me, rolling her on to the couch, effortlessly. I went straight for the phone threatening that I was going to call the police on her. My sudden outburst of anger, must have frightened her beyond belief, because she started apologizing and pleading with me to forgive her. She never raised a hand to me, slammed doors, nor broke stuff again in 10 years of being in a relationship.Pisscubes wrote:She punched me in the face at least twice in our relationship. Pulled a knife on me once too.
But I'm the batterer.
Fast forward to the end of '08. My boyfriend thought it would be fun for me to dress up fancy, sit at a bar, and watch while a guy picked up on me. I was to only wear lingerie under my pea-coat, sit at the bar, reading an erotic novel, and entertain any men that made advances at me. Within 10 minutes of sitting at the bar, a handsome Latino in his mid-30s, named Javier sat next to me and offered to buy me a drink.
We started flirting and a few minutes later my bf entered and stood at the end of the bar. He watched us flirt for a while, then eventually sent me a drink through the bartender. I didn't know what to do, and started to panic. For whatever reason, I couldn't figure out how to break up the conversation with Javier, and get over to my bf. After a while he got impatient, and instead of coming over to talk to me, he left the bar in a jealous hissy-fit.
I totally freaked, feeling completely helpless, since I was all but naked under my jacket, and left alone with some stranger, in an extremely sexually charged situation. I ran after him, and when I got outside I saw that he was across the intersection an halfway down the next block. I screamed for him and he kept going. The shoes I was wearing made it impossible for me to run after him, so I started going into hysterics, crying frantically, and collapsing against the wall.
The next thing I knew, he was lifting me up, and telling me everything was ok. "OK!?!?!" I lost my mind and started yelling at him that this was all his fault, and how dare he leave me there like that. I was totally screaming at him, when suddenly, in a flash I was silenced by an open handed slap to my left cheek. I stood there stunned for a moment, the bite totally stolen from my tirade. I was instantly humbled and started to weep again. Such an odd feeling.
There was no way I could punch him back. It wouldn't accomplish anything except maybe pissing him off even further, and I didn't want to piss him off to begin with. As it stands, I have never hit any of my partners, and can't imagine a situation where I ever would. Granted, I'm allowed to punch girls now and "get away with it."
If you could punch one girl and get away with it......
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Suse Ormond, I would swing my right and warn her "watch my right" then surprise her with a left jab.
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I would definitely love the beat the crap outta this bitch if I had a free pass.
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oh man. i would drop part of my life savings just to guarantee a hard right jab to her jaw. that chick makes my skin crawl.ungodlywarlock wrote:
I would definitely love the beat the crap outta this bitch if I had a free pass.
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I didn't even see that story Mari, you shoulda kicked him in the balls.
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Hahahaha! But, I could never do that! The worst pain I can inflict is a migraine from my shrieking disapproval.Brian P. wrote:I didn't even see that story Mari, you shoulda kicked him in the balls.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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holy shit. those last three faces are fucking killing me. my fuckin face is hurting from laughing.
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I have a sexual fantasy that involves her, but it also involves a ball gag...hipster holocaust wrote:oh man. i would drop part of my life savings just to guarantee a hard right jab to her jaw. that chick makes my skin crawl.ungodlywarlock wrote:
I would definitely love the beat the crap outta this bitch if I had a free pass.
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dude even a hatefuck would be too good for her. i think i would rather bone like, my dad.takeasneededforpain wrote:I have a sexual fantasy that involves her, but it also involves a ball gag...hipster holocaust wrote:oh man. i would drop part of my life savings just to guarantee a hard right jab to her jaw. that chick makes my skin crawl.ungodlywarlock wrote:
I would definitely love the beat the crap outta this bitch if I had a free pass.
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What!? I thought that fantasy was reserved for ME!!!!takeasneededforpain wrote:I have a sexual fantasy that involves her, but it also involves a ball gag...
EDIT: Someone's gettin' punched!!!
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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now that's fucked up.Mari_Mar wrote:Hahahaha! But, I could never do that! The worst pain I can inflict is a migraine from my shrieking disapproval.Brian P. wrote:I didn't even see that story Mari, you shoulda kicked him in the balls.
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I may not be able to throw a punch anymore, but that doesn't mean I'm completely defenseless...Brian P. wrote:now that's fucked up.Mari_Mar wrote:Hahahaha! But, I could never do that! The worst pain I can inflict is a migraine from my shrieking disapproval.Brian P. wrote:I didn't even see that story Mari, you shoulda kicked him in the balls.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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wait till she speaks.....noah thirteen wrote:Who is this girl? She is mega cute.......ungodlywarlock wrote:
I would definitely love the beat the crap outta this bitch if I had a free pass.
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oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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You strike me as a ring gag kind of girl...It's a little hotter to reach into the gag with a pair of Young forceps, pull out your tongue, and drop a load on it.Mari_Mar wrote:What!? I thought that fantasy was reserved for ME!!!!takeasneededforpain wrote:I have a sexual fantasy that involves her, but it also involves a ball gag...
EDIT: Someone's gettin' punched!!!
But that's just me....
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I'd like to change my answer to Toilet Fleet.
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I'll fuck you til you love me.
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Sure thing, Mike Tyson. You're still getting punched the fuck out by me. Deal with it.
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No! NO! Trust me I'm REALLY more of a ball gag girl. PLEEEEEEASE!!! Not the ring gag!?takeasneededforpain wrote:You strike me as a ring gag kind of girl...It's a little hotter to reach into the gag with a pair of Young forceps, pull out your tongue, and drop a load on it.
But that's just me....
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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Beg me to stop, bitch... it doesn't work, either.Mari_Mar wrote:No! NO! Trust me I'm REALLY more of a ball gag girl. PLEEEEEEASE!!! Not the ring gag!?takeasneededforpain wrote:You strike me as a ring gag kind of girl...It's a little hotter to reach into the gag with a pair of Young forceps, pull out your tongue, and drop a load on it.
But that's just me....
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ok you kinky pricks. more of girls you would like to beat the shit out of and not fuck the shit out of.
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Yes. Punch her with a blunt object until her skull caves in.John Jr. wrote:sharon osbourne, no question.
Sarah Palin is a good second choice though.